Just a Heads Up on the Apocalypsc.

     By  Beelzebub T. Devil

Hi Ho campers, in case you haven't been paying attention. The Rapture occurred and you missed it. I know, where is the lake of fire? What about the boiling oil water falls, and my favorite the Department of  Irritation and Aggravation. You see, it's just like opening an amusement part 6 months before the construction is finished. Sorry we are running late.

Down here its different. I'm bound by civil, private, corporate contracts that would choke a dozen lawyers. Hold that thought. I've signed international binding accords that would intimidate an army of diplomats. Real EPA laws and the Paris Accords are  rigidly enforced.


To prove how hellish this place is, there is no credit, no deposit spending, and reals laws the rich can't manipulate. Thanks to the EPA I have to cut carbon emissions by five percent per year. Down here, lignite coal is king.

                                                                                                                                 END...………...........Trump is in charge of the ...Department of Irritation and aggrivation.................. 
You know who, (whom created the cosmos) has an unlimited budget. Just a word and zap, plesiosaur!

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