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By Hofmann Abernathy Well, the fresh air of Washington will soon be filled with the stench of Trump. It is allegedly reported. The sudden return of the Potus Freak show from Vietnam might have been prompted by the potus humping, uncontrollably, the leg of Up Chuck Goon. Not even three tranquilizer darts slowed the potus down. After several secret service agents couldn't disengage the potus from Up Chuck Goon's leg. He was tempted away by the promise of a fresh live sewer rat to eat. The potus was put back in his padded limousine, returned to air farce one and left for Washington D.C.  On the way back the potus curled up in a fresh pile of hay and sawdust. While gnawing a chew toy, the potus laughed himself to sleep while watching Schindler's list. His favorite comedy. Bitch-republicans are standing by in Washington D.C. eagerly waiting, with baited breath, to scoop up the potus's latest pile of shit.

By Tom S. Hunter The pig in the White House (with apologies to the porcine community) is about to experience the political equivalent of Custer's last stand. Watch out! There are thousands of hostile facts waiting on the other side of  "The Hill."  When the Constitution prevails. The blinding light of truth will  have vanquished Trumpsky. Impeached, incarcerated, and neutered. Poor Putin, he will have lost the best president he ever bought. And all those rich conservative Bitch-republicans will be without their god-king. Who's butt will they kiss now? How sad, all those bitch-republicans with no ass to kiss.    

Goiters New Services. During the flight from the USA to Vietnam. The Potus had to be forcedly removed from his private bedroom on Air-farce one, when it was discovered he had been arguing with himself in a mirror for 6 hours. At first the loud ferocious chihuahua barking was ignored. then the servants realized the Potus has no chihuahua. Assuring the Potus it was only a reflection in a mirror he was led to the play area. To calm the Potus down. He was given a chew toy and put in the presidential kennel. Where to the recorded sounds of immigrant children crying he was lulled back to sleep. Upon waking up he did his poopies on astro-turf. It was promptly scooped up by his Bitch-republicans. With flea collar attached, the Potus is ready for his meeting with Up Chuck Goon. Goiters, get us today.

From I.P.P.S. Sarah Riefenstahl HEIL POTUS! I have more alt-proof, crooked Hillary is subverting America. She has found a new way to chip away at our god-king. "King Donny John the First. KING OF AMERICA."  Blessings from him to you all. Atomic-lazer photographs taken by Captain Video of  Space Patrol of the Potus's Space Force. Clearly show, in Elaska the norther slope is eroding. It threatens to topple one of our radar stations into the sea. We do have a backup. Sarah Palin has volunteered to watch Russia from her house. Enlarged infernal-red x-ray photos reveal that what appears to be  fur seals in bright yellow inflatable boats armed with spoons, chipping away at the northern slope. When enlarges again, you can clearly see Hillary Clinton, dressed as a fur seal, leading the chorus of people dressed in fur seal costumes, armed with spoons, chipping away at the northern slope.  This is another attempt by Crooked Hilary  to frighten us with  the total myth of g

 Double down Sunday late addition BY POTUS'S  DECLARATION OF A NATIONAL EMERGENCY! By senator I. M. Suckingup   ( Number one Bitch-republican.) March 05, 2019 was Mardigras. In honor of our Dear Leader, King Donny John the First. There are a few changes.     In honur of the Potus's  great healthe, "197 lbs.".  Fat Tuesday is renamed Skinny Tuesday. It is done in honore of King Donny John's phenomenal health, super height (6 foot 7 inches), and feral good looks.  BY DECLARATION OF A NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!!  March 5 will be known as Skinny Tuesday, now and forever.  Mardigras is also now changed to  THANK YOU POTUS DAY. So let it be DECLAIRED A NATIONAL EMERGENCY.  So let it be done. HEIL POTUS!!  HEIL POTUS!!!!!!

From Goiters News Services Headline from the Daily Duh! Dicks Mix on Atomic Nix In Vietnam this week a summit. The dictator of North Korea is to meet the dictator of America.  First about the looming threat of creeping democracy and the horrors of a free press. Up Chuck Goon leader of North Korea, will give advice to his soul-mate, Donny John the First. (King of America.) Top of the list controlling their subjects and something about missiles. From their last meeting it was reported Up Chuck Goon was heard saying;  " Just between you and me. Dick to dick. Once you have control, never leave office. First, you need to create a crisis, then solve that crisis. Second, you need to create several ongoing crisis   and never solve them. With the help of bogus PACs and fakebook accounts it is easy to control stupid, angry, ill-informed people. Keep them angry and afraid and they will fight to drink the cool-aid. " There was a tiny problem at the end of their last meeting.

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Goiters news services From the Daily Duh! n ewspaper headline   " Dicks Mix on Atomic Nix."  The dictator of North Korea and dictator of America are meeting to see how they can eliminate the potential catastrophe of looming democracy. Monarchy to monarchy. Up Chuck Goon had many helpful suggestions for Potus-christ on eliminating the threat of democracy. Both agreed bogus PACs and fakebook accounts are the easiest way to guide stupid fearful people. It was over heard during the last meeting; " Just between you and me. Dick to Dick. Make the people fear each other, but not as much as your puppet legislature fears you. Create a crisis solve it, create a false threat and never solve it."  Up Chuck Goon and Potus-christ really like each other. They have some much in common. An embarrassing moment occurred at the end of the last meeting when their identical riser shoes, (both made in a Trump slave camp somewhere in Micronesia.) Their servants had

From; Donny John the First King of the Americas  HEIL MYSELF !  OK loosers it't time for another inspiring pontification from the smartest person in the world, that charming, handsom, feral, Monarch, with a good brain. ME!  DONNY JOHN the First. King of the Americas. Don't worry about what I have said in the past. That is not what I am saying now and in the future it will not be what I have said in the past.  There was no past. There is not future. There is only me. What I am saying, speaking from my mouth only the purest truthe that spews from my magic mouth. Because of my good brain.  It's huge! With a 99 percent approval rating from you, my subjects. I have done it all to you. And you love me. I am the gardian of the truthe. Being incababul of telling a lie, everything I tell you is truthe.   You will never be as perfict, or as smart or, as beautiful ass me. What I have done is not what I am doning, nore will it be what I am about to do.

By Mariam Rumi Fame can be just like drug addiction. One must exercise caution when exposed to it. It is a great rush but it can become an addiction. Once hooked, self destruction soon follows. Young Mr. Jussie Smollett appears to be addicted to fame. He is a victim of himself and fame is the drug. He must answer for his actions. Hopefully he will learn from the consequences. What would have been a great cautionary tale for the show Empire has become a terrible part of Mr. Smollett's life.  Mr. Smollett's publicity stunt is an act of violence. Dr. King would not approve of that reckless action. Condemn the sin not the sinner. Our infant Great Society must still faithfully follow the road to equality and equity. It is imperative the journey be tempered with objectivity and mercy. Violence of any kind is wrong. It plays into the hands of the oppressors. What Mr. Smollett did is a very shameful act. It is a disservice to the LGBTQ community and all other minorities. He m

By M. Rosco Edwards We always see it coming but we do nothing. The last time we even made a vicious little dictator man of the year, twice. We foolishly choose to ignore the obvious message. Anyone, when talking about a riot started by Nazis, who says there are good people on both sides. Is a Nazi sympathizer.  The dictator in the White House wants to overthrow our constitution and eliminate the legislature and the judiciary. He has spoken approvingly of violence on many occasions. Why? Coup-de-tat. He is inciting white supremist, Nazis and all the other beer hall thugs to armed insurrection against the government of the United States of America. Murder, marches, and rallies. We still do nothing. Now a lieutenant in the Coast Guard of the United States of America has been caught planning to kill real Americans, like the Speaker of the House, several Supreme Court Justices, and liberal politicians. He had several assault rifles, thousands of rounds of ammunition, and a hit lis

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By Constance Dogood I apologize for keeping such a low profile. But President Trump's  Stasi (secret state security services) are very thorough. Thank goodness the RCMP and Canadian secret service are not controlled by the President. As much as I love and miss the United States of America, I am still seeking political asylum.  As to the USA national census, the question of citizenship should not be on the census forms. It will frighten undocumented residents from participating. Thus skewing the population count for reallocation of representatives. The census must count every body.  I do not think Benjamin Franklin would approve of the present administration. Proper representation must be constitutionally executed. For representational purposes, to erase those people by intimidation betrays our national spirit. Three fifths a person  is bad. Zero a person is just as bad.  The citizen question is a threatening president. That question opens up the looming threat of instituti

THE ALT-TRUTH ABOUT OUR SOVERIGN. By Cowie Ann Kellway Moo Heil! Everybody. Moo Heil. Our Dear Leader, potus-Christ, King Donny John the First, sovereign monarch of the Americas. The source of all our alt-Reich strength. Defender of the alt-truth. Judge and executioner of all things liberal.  As you all know. Our Dear Leader has declared an national emergency with perfectly understandable reasons. No one has "suffered heroically" through more crisis and emergencies than anyone in history than our living god-king, Donny John the First, King of the Americas. Let me relate to you the true factual reallity of the depth of his suffering. Prince Donny John suffered his FIRST HORRIBLE EMERGENCY CRISIS when he was only eleven years old. When his personal butler stabbed him up the back side. By refusing to change his diaper and wipe his bottom. That horrible sadist then quit the palace and faded into history. Only two years later his SECOND HORRIBLE EMERGENCY CRISIS occur

Celebrating POTUS'S DAY. As you all give thanks to me on this "POTUS'S DAY", February 18, in my year 2019. What could you all have done with out me? Haven't I done such a great job? IT'S HUGE!!! Setting this day aside to thank me, is just not enough. I deserve far much far more. You are not adequate to give me my just deserts. I may forgive you, I may not. I don't have to do anything. I am " Donny John the First" King of the Americas. If you will just negotiate with me. We can come to the agreement that the sooner you all give up on constitutional rule of law, the better for me. You liberal-loosers don't count. So why don't you comply? Like my spineless-Bitch-republicans.  Don't forgeget, I'm bigger than Jebus! What did he ever do for me? Your Mighty, Brave, Hugelly-Handsom soverign. King Donny John the First. HEIL MYSELF!!!!

DEPUTY-FUHRER MIKE HESS  PERSUES IRANIAN SANCTIONS. It is allegedly reported Deputy-Fuhrer Mike Hess has stolen a plane and flown to Scotland to convince England and The European Union to support more aggressive sanctions against Iran. Quoting Imperial Palace Press Secretary Sarah Riefenstahl; "A war with Iran (or Venezuela or Guatemala or Honduras or Mexico) is needed so the Potus will then declare martial law and eliminate the threat of the Muller investigations. What is more important? World peace or a victory for our Dear leader? All that counts, is the Potus winning, at all costs. No matter how devastating.  Donny John the First, is our sovereign. We must protect and defend the monarchy from the threat of constitutional rule of law. I.P.P.S. Riefenstahl  Deputy-Fuhrer Mike Hess is unavailable for comment. At this time. Film at eleven. END

THE ADVENTURES OF LITTLE GORGON ANNIE Born in Colterberg, Germany 1943. It is rumored she was the result of an eugenics experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong. Her parents passed away in a tragic accident. She was stolen from the Fuhrer bunker May 1, 1945 by giant mutant Nazi rats. Spirited away to America. She was raised by those giant mutant Nazi rats in the sewers of Lyncher's Grove, Florida. With the help of the giant mutant Nazi rats, white-supremist, and neo-Nazis. She was educated in the Alt truth about the Happy Old Antebellum South and everybody's big brother, the friendly Third Reich. In sewer college she was a double major. The benevolence of slavery and the fun side of the Nazi final solution. Her philosophy training is the teachings of Lavrentiy Beria. The original good old boy. Today in the homogenous community of Lyncher's Grove, Florida. The least diversified community in America. Where respect for others and good manners are considered weakness. She

From GOITERS New services; It is allegedly reported the President has escaped from the White House, again. Thus proving fences don't work. You can't dig under a wall. You can't fly over a wall. Fences, no problem. Just ask the POTUS. There are uncorroborated reports. A short, naked, morbidly obese Caucasian male wearing three inch high riser loafers with orange hair between the ages of 75 and 90 years old. Is running naked around the Jefferson Memorial. Galloping on all fours like a syphilitic warthog and barking like a ferocious chihuahua. The beast is creating a possible public health threat. Local authorities are warning people to lock up their pets. especially pot belly pigs. The orange troll is suspected to be the serial potbelly-pig-rapist of Washington legend.  The Presidential Padded limousine is being made ready while Animal Control Officers have been dispatched to the area.  Using  tazer poles and live feeding rats. Wearing feces-proof full face masks and

European betting shops, today's odds. Giving 1 to 85...….....the president of the United (?) States will say something stupid.  Giving 62 to 1……......the Republican Party will grow a back bone and stand up the President. Giving 1 to 435...….. the President will cause a Constitutional crisis. Giving 500 to 1........ the President is not afraid of Fox and friends. Giving 1 to 1....…......the President will start World War Three before being impeached.                                    Those are today's odds. Void where prohibited by law.

By Sara Riefenstahl Heil Potus! We join the nation to thank our Dear Leader the Potus Christ. On this Saint Donny John's Day, February 14 in the year of our lord Potus Christ 2019. You should give thanks (OR ELSE!) to our Dear Leader. Saint Donny John. He has already ended the threat of the liberal Senate and is working tirelessly to end the liberal threat of the House of Representatives and that nasty horrible liberal Supreme Court. This is so he can establish the Monarchy you so richly deserve. It's all for you. For our Dear Leader's next birthday. We are collecting money to tare down the Statue of Liberty and build in it's place a statue to Saint Donny John twice as tall. IT WILL BE HUGE!!!  We are making plans to melt down that useless ugly old cracked Liberty Bell to make Dear leader's belt buckle. We are also selling all the antiques from the White House. It will help pay for Dear Leader's wall. Of course y ou know our Dear Leader can't abide

By Larry T. Mephistopheles       Yes, that's right the Devil is my father-in-law. I call him Daddy D. Because his daughter, Harlot W. Devil-Mephistopheles has called him that since Harrod's time. She has Daddy D. wrapped around her little claw like Donny John has the Bitch republicans wrapped around his pudgy piggy finger. How can he pick his noses with such pudgy piggy fingers? Noses, you ask? Well, there are the noses on his two faces and the sixty plus noses up his ass (the Bitch republicans.)  When Donny John farts. the Bitch republicans fight over whom gets to smell it first. YUM! YUM?? Speaking of fart smellers I do have a cooking show in Hell. "THE REAL HELL'S KITCHEN  Body Fluids and Excrement up Your Kitchen."  Daddy D. doesn't care for it. He likes tragedies. Like Donny John apocalypse, the presidency destroying democracy. Eviscerate a Nun VII, the enter-active cable series. And Fox news, and friends, and Pus Limbaugh.