This is what happens when you do really bad acid.

                             By Limothy Teary   (who else.)
 Welcome to Trumpmarica.! And the trump nightmare roller-coaster OF DOOOOM!!! WHERE EVERY FART SMELLS LIKE TRUMP, TRUMP SMELLS LIKE EVERY FART AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!... WHERE DOGS LEAVE LITTLE PILES OF TRUMP HEADS HEADS  HEADS HEADS HEADS ON YOURR LAWN, WHEN NOBODY IS LOOKINGGGGGGG!!! 
     TRUMPMARICA! WHERE BIRDS LEAVE SMUDGES OF TRUMP ON YOUR CAR. BUT ONLY AFTER YOU WASH AND DOUBLE WAX IT. WHY? 
    BECAUSE IN TRUMPMARICA NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING! IS CLEAN!  YOU DON'T GET THE HERSHY SQUIRTS. YOU GET THE  FULL FUDGE FIREHOSE GRAVY TRAIN TRUMP SPLATTERS. ASK THE REBUBLICANS. THEY LOVE IT.    YUM! YUM!   WHERE ALL CHILDREN TOURING THE WHITE HOUSE ARE FORCED TO SIT ON TRUMPS LAP,(GAG)  BEFORE LEAVING. WHERE EVERYBODY GETS 2 COPIES OF TRUMP'S MEIN KAMPF.....AND SOCIAL SECURITY PAYS FOR IT. THE LAND OF        
          " SURVIVOR MEDICADE ISLAND! "
 HOSTED BY MEPHOSTOPHELES (stage name for trump.)
 "Lets give a big hand for Jane Doe age 81. She needs a needs a new kidney. Welcome  to our show widow Doe. We really want you to have that kidney! All you have to do is move 20 cinder blocks from the bottom of our well of despair. Just shimmy down the magic rope ladder, come back up with a cinder block, 20 times and that kidney is yours. Plus (there's more?) Five percent off the cost of  the surgery."  
ENTER THE GHOST OF PRESIDENT LINCOLN..he speaks.
Lincoln; " Sir, you are a travesty!"
      Trump; " Shut up Lincoln and get back in your box.
                     Or I'll put another bullet in the other side of your head!"
Lincoln; " Sir, that would make me like you."
Back to the nightmare of Trumpmarica. CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY!   Dooom!   Death!   MUSHROOM CLOUDS SPROUTING EVERYWHERE!!
                          TRUMPMARICA THE NIGHTMARE  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
……………………………………….........................................................………………. REBUTTAL?
                                                   WHAT?

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