From Rumor Control Central. Immitation can be frightening.

By Hoffman Abernathy

 Whom does the Prezz idealize the most? Aside from himself. It is rumored he had one testicle removed and had a certain organ that rimes with Venus, enlarged to four centimeters. 

 It is allegedly rumored. Hidden in the White House attic is a train board that includes a scale model of Auschwitz, with working ovens. The prezz spends hours unloading little figurines from the trains. The liberals are herded to the left, to the showers. (We've seen this dance before.) The bitch republicans are frightened and escorted to the right, to the Mengele health center. After castration, they are returned to the Senate.

 It is  allegedly rumored in college he starred in a play, he wrote. The lighter side of Treblinka. When asked about the Nazis in World War Two. He said there are good people and bad people on both sides. How much crazier does the potus have to act before the other two (allegedly) equal branches of government do any thing?

 Do his pajamas really look like Little Adolph's white dress uniform? Does he really sleep on a pillow stuffed with human hair? Does he really make the first lady dress up as Hess and follow him around writing down his declarations? Is he going to fire every one taller than him? 

 Tune in next time for another nauseating nightmare episode of the Donny John Apocalypse. 





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