FROM THE OFFICE OF THE IMPERIAL PALACE
From; Donny John the First King of the Americas
HEIL MYSELF !
OK loosers it't time for another inspiring pontification from the smartest person in the world, that charming, handsom, feral, Monarch, with a good brain.
ME! DONNY JOHN the First. King of the Americas.
Don't worry about what I have said in the past. That is not what I am saying now and in the future it will not be what I have said in the past.
There was no past. There is not future. There is only me. What I am saying, speaking from my mouth only the purest truthe that spews from my magic mouth. Because of my good brain. It's huge!
With a 99 percent approval rating from you, my subjects. I have done it all to you. And you love me. I am the gardian of the truthe. Being incababul of telling a lie, everything I tell you is truthe.
You will never be as perfict, or as smart or, as beautiful ass me.
What I have done is not what I am doning, nore will it be what I am about to do.
I know this clarifys everything for you, my subjects.
HEIL MYSELF !1!
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