From the Pallace Press Sec Sarah Reifenstahl
By Sara Riefenstahl
Heil Potus!
We join the nation to thank our Dear Leader the Potus Christ. On this Saint Donny John's Day, February 14 in the year of our lord Potus Christ 2019. You should give thanks (OR ELSE!) to our Dear Leader. Saint Donny John.
He has already ended the threat of the liberal Senate and is working tirelessly to end the liberal threat of the House of Representatives and that nasty horrible liberal Supreme Court. This is so he can establish the Monarchy you so richly deserve. It's all for you.
For our Dear Leader's next birthday. We are collecting money to tare down the Statue of Liberty and build in it's place a statue to Saint Donny John twice as tall. IT WILL BE HUGE!!!
We are making plans to melt down that useless ugly old cracked Liberty Bell to make Dear leader's belt buckle. We are also selling all the antiques from the White House. It will help pay for Dear Leader's wall. Of course you know our Dear Leader can't abide used furniture.
Soon the Imperial palace (formerly White House.) will be filled with painted felt portraits of the wonderful great moments in our Dear Leader's life. Thanks Again to our Dear Leader. Where would we be without his holey presence.
Heil Potus! Heil Potus!!!!! (OR ELSE!)
Heil Potus!
We join the nation to thank our Dear Leader the Potus Christ. On this Saint Donny John's Day, February 14 in the year of our lord Potus Christ 2019. You should give thanks (OR ELSE!) to our Dear Leader. Saint Donny John.
He has already ended the threat of the liberal Senate and is working tirelessly to end the liberal threat of the House of Representatives and that nasty horrible liberal Supreme Court. This is so he can establish the Monarchy you so richly deserve. It's all for you.
For our Dear Leader's next birthday. We are collecting money to tare down the Statue of Liberty and build in it's place a statue to Saint Donny John twice as tall. IT WILL BE HUGE!!!
We are making plans to melt down that useless ugly old cracked Liberty Bell to make Dear leader's belt buckle. We are also selling all the antiques from the White House. It will help pay for Dear Leader's wall. Of course you know our Dear Leader can't abide used furniture.
Soon the Imperial palace (formerly White House.) will be filled with painted felt portraits of the wonderful great moments in our Dear Leader's life. Thanks Again to our Dear Leader. Where would we be without his holey presence.
Heil Potus! Heil Potus!!!!! (OR ELSE!)
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