The great national emergency delusion 2.0

From the Office of the Imperial Palace 

Re: The very very necessary new wall

As the monarch of the Americas. I, King Donny John the First, declare the need for another wall.  It is very very necessary because in order to stop crooked Hillary's invasion of drug crazed-murderer-molester-terrorist-thief-human trafficking-illegal alien-drug smugglers from invading MY country. I am declaring a

 NATIONAL EMERGENCY.

You will build another wall. It must be built around Mara Laga. Not because to ocean is rising. Everyone knows global warming is a hoax.  You know, like more people voted for Hillary then me. 

It is to keep crooked Hillary's invading army of drug crazed-murderer-molester-terrorist-thief-human trafficking-illegal alien-drug smugglers from invading MY PROPERTY, the USA. Daily they are crossing thru Mara Laga by the thousands and thousands  and thousands and thousand. What a national emergency. It's huge!

So I am declaring another National Emergency. To finish the wall around Mara Laga. I didn't have  to do it, but I feel I owe it to yous guys, my loyal subjects.

HEIL MYSELF!