From the Bitch-republican party. Another Crap-O-Gram.
By Senator I.M. Suckingup (R)
Why is everyone (not us) complaining about the Bar redacted report. I can prove thirty percent of the Mueller report is completely unedited and absolutely accurate. Proving our god-King,
"KING DONALD JOHN TRUMP the FIRST."
"Permanent Ruler of the Realm."
"King of the Americas."
"Keeper of the Alternative Truth,"
is completely innocent.
You complain about Bar's report being only four pages. We had to keep it simple for the little women. They need our leadership and guidance. Just like we need and humbly beseech our god-King Trump to be over us like we are over the little women.
All of King Donald's golden-thought-stream trickles down on us. We love it. Just like the little women love their special place under our patriarchy. Don't worry your pretty little heads. Don't think, obey! We will tell you the alternative truth. We know you want the respect given you just like in the Hand Maiden's Tail.
If we really wanted democracy, we wouldn't have elected King Trump. We (the obedient of Trump) republicans demand his monarchy. We crave his alternative truth.
Truth isn't truth until our god-king says so.
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