From the Imperial Palace, another Crap-O-Gram

From your King,    Donald J. Trump the First,

        Permanent ruler of the realm, 

   King of the Americas,

        god-King of the republican party.

Heil Myself

Aren't I the greatest leader, ever I'm huge! Where would yous loosers be without me? I have done so much to all of yous guys, and yous chicks to. I'm all about health. Not only am I the helthiest leader in history, the best looking, and smartist. 

I keep my staph healthy. Take my personal atourney  and panderer, Rudy Goebbels. I sued to have him chase ambulences for his cardio. But that was to dengerouse, so I have him chase the padded presidential limmo. Sometimes I even let him catch it.

As for my Bitch-republicans. I make them walk on their knees from the congressional building to the basement in the White House for daily devotionals to me at the Hitler memorial in the White House basement. 

My most devoted deciples get to go up to the White house attic and watch me play with my H O scale Auschwitz, with working ovens. There they can watch me roast the testicales of freshmen Bitch-republicans. 

Making the world safe from the liberal threat of democracy.

Your King Donald J Trump the First.

Heil Myself