More Trump jokes.

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1. When he picks his nose. Why does Trump eat his boogers?
         He is too cheap to give anything away.

2. From an interview from an undisclosed location.
     A free-range ethicist. " Mr. Trump after all the wreck and ruination you have vomited on the                    free world. Aren't you worried about bad karma?"
     Trump; "No. I think it's great. I use it all the time on the open sores on my face."
     Free-range ethicist; "Don't you mean Carmex?"
     Trump; "Why would I buy a used car?"
     Free-range ethicist; "Who is on first?" 
     After much thinking, Trump speaks; "I'm a solo act. I don't follow nobody."

3. Why have all the mirrors been removed from the White House?
           So Trump doesn't argue with himself for hours and hours. 
           He isn't smart enough to know it is his own reflection.

4. Trump still thinks a laptop is what comes at the end of a pole dance.

4. What does trump like about constitutional rule of law.
           NOTHING.



















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