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The Phantom of the Op-Ed I am plagued by the restless ghosts of politics past. Last night I was visited by the ghost of Senator John McCain. The following is the result of that visitation. The President of the United States is fucking crazy! The Alabama incident is more direct proof. Like a cross between Forrest Gump and Hannibal Lecter. This "Bad Seed" halfwit infesting the White House keeps getting dumber and crazier every day. First, Dumb Donald tweets hurricane Dorian will hit Alabama. Second, he produces a felt tipped-edited-magic-map of the hurricane path. Third, he refuses to admit he lied. Where is Mitch McConnell? Having heard about the Alabama flap. It took McConnell some time to remove his head from the President's ass. It was stuffed so far up the POTUS' ass, he had become Donald's official food taster. " We have to rectify and clarify this situation! There is only one solution to the problem. As soon as we are back