By Limothy Teary (who else.) Welcome to Trumpmarica.! And the trump nightmare roller-coaster OF DOOOOM!!! WHERE EVERY FART SMELLS LIKE TRUMP, TRUMP SMELLS LIKE EVERY FART AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!... WHERE DOGS LEAVE LITTLE PILES OF TRUMP HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS ON YOURR LAWN, WHEN NOBODY IS LOOKINGGGGGGG!!! TRUMPMARICA! WHERE BIRDS LEAVE SMUDGES OF TRUMP ON YOUR CAR. BUT ONLY AFTER YOU WASH AND DOUBLE WAX IT. WHY? BECAUSE IN TRUMPMARICA NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING! IS CLEAN! YOU DON'T GET THE HERSHY SQUIRTS. YOU GET THE FULL FUDGE FIREHOSE GRAVY TRAIN TRUMP SPLATTERS. ASK THE REBUBLICANS. THEY LOVE IT. YUM! YUM! WHERE ALL CHILDREN TOURING THE WHITE HOUSE ARE FORCED TO SIT ON TRUMPS LAP,(GAG) BEFORE LEAVING. WHERE EVERYBODY GETS 2 COPI...
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