Now the alternative facts with our resident nazi cow, COWIE AN KELLWAY !!!!!!!!!
OMG! OMG! Moo Heil ! Everybody! Moo Heil ! It's me, Cowie An Kellway
The fake news said our must glorious, fantastic, Dear Leader is cutting the wages of the enemy of the state,"the fed" by 2%. In a totally uncorroboratable report. 119% of all federal employees have asked for a 20% pay cut just to have the honor of working for our most viral Dear Leader.
And don't listen to all those corroborators promoting "the truth". This accurate honest report is totally uncorroboratable. So don't even try your filthy corroboration. Remember Dear Leader is fighting 25 hours a day 9 days a week to make the world safe. Safe from the ultimate liberal threat of democracy.
As we all know personal franchise is what the dirty liberals used to destroy our Dear Leader's republic. And girls what good is emancipation. It burned a lot of braws and that's it. So don't forget to vote the way your husbands tell you to vote. You don't have to choose anything to vote. So vote conservative and fight crooked Hillary.
MOO HEIL! Everybody,
Cowie an Kellway
PS; The evil elite staff here, keep making fun of me. I wish they would be the first to go to the relocation centers.
The fake news said our must glorious, fantastic, Dear Leader is cutting the wages of the enemy of the state,"the fed" by 2%. In a totally uncorroboratable report. 119% of all federal employees have asked for a 20% pay cut just to have the honor of working for our most viral Dear Leader.
And don't listen to all those corroborators promoting "the truth". This accurate honest report is totally uncorroboratable. So don't even try your filthy corroboration. Remember Dear Leader is fighting 25 hours a day 9 days a week to make the world safe. Safe from the ultimate liberal threat of democracy.
As we all know personal franchise is what the dirty liberals used to destroy our Dear Leader's republic. And girls what good is emancipation. It burned a lot of braws and that's it. So don't forget to vote the way your husbands tell you to vote. You don't have to choose anything to vote. So vote conservative and fight crooked Hillary.
MOO HEIL! Everybody,
Cowie an Kellway
PS; The evil elite staff here, keep making fun of me. I wish they would be the first to go to the relocation centers.
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