The Nasties
By Hoffman Abernathy
First I would like to thank Constance Dogood for her editorial, very nicely said. But the pigs are back, man. Pigs don't understand nice. This is Hoffman Abernathy. The jack booted goose stepping NASTIES are back. The red menace is here. I just know Trumpelstiltskin is pounding ITS shoe on the cabinet table right now. Doing all IT can to make the world safe from Democracy.
I wonder if Trunpelstiltskin was sent to earth by some malevolent planet. Here to destroy the human race so they can take our planet. Or, maybe IT is just planetary irritable bowel syndrome.
If Trumpelstiltskin was an evil comic book villain IT would be IRON ANUS! Scourge, Nemesis, enemy of all things good, like TRUTH, JUSTICE and the AMERICAN WAY.
Hear that sucking sound? That is the sound of republican, no, no its the TRUMPUBLICKAN party being sucked into ITS mighty ANUS! Wait a minute. Many of them are diving in voluntarily.
Be careful boys, don't bruise those lips on TRUMPELSTILTSKIN'S MIGHTY ANUS.
Safety first. The kissing line forms to the rear. " yuk " Most trumpublickans say it tastes just like money.
Trumpelstiltskin is the King of the Nasties. It wants to king of the world. Or burn the world down while trying.
And now for this month's most ppopular poem.
First I would like to thank Constance Dogood for her editorial, very nicely said. But the pigs are back, man. Pigs don't understand nice. This is Hoffman Abernathy. The jack booted goose stepping NASTIES are back. The red menace is here. I just know Trumpelstiltskin is pounding ITS shoe on the cabinet table right now. Doing all IT can to make the world safe from Democracy.
I wonder if Trunpelstiltskin was sent to earth by some malevolent planet. Here to destroy the human race so they can take our planet. Or, maybe IT is just planetary irritable bowel syndrome.
If Trumpelstiltskin was an evil comic book villain IT would be IRON ANUS! Scourge, Nemesis, enemy of all things good, like TRUTH, JUSTICE and the AMERICAN WAY.
Hear that sucking sound? That is the sound of republican, no, no its the TRUMPUBLICKAN party being sucked into ITS mighty ANUS! Wait a minute. Many of them are diving in voluntarily.
Be careful boys, don't bruise those lips on TRUMPELSTILTSKIN'S MIGHTY ANUS.
Safety first. The kissing line forms to the rear. " yuk " Most trumpublickans say it tastes just like money.
Trumpelstiltskin is the King of the Nasties. It wants to king of the world. Or burn the world down while trying.
And now for this month's most ppopular poem.
TRUMPTY DUMPTY
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Trumpty Dumpty built a bad wall,
Trumpty Dumpty HATES one and all.
Most of the Senate and the House too,
were frightened by Trumpty through and through.
****.
Trumpty Dumpty humping his wall,
squealed with glee, while dividing us all.
And all of the nations controlled and free,
couldn't stop Trumpty's WORLD WAR THREE.
****
What is this lesson we all learn?
When despotic dictators...…..
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WE ENTERRUPT THIS FLAGERANT
DISPLAY OF FREE SPEACH with the
following announcement. There is no truth to
the reports that missles are....(@#$!!*?)........
..static...............BOOM!...…. .
. By Richard Poor of Philladelphia
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