White House Canceles Easter egg roll

                                                               By Tom S. Hunter

     It is reported trumpelstiltskin is canceling the Easter egg roll. People are confused.

trumpelstiltskin;
               " It celebrates a looser. I like winners. The guy got nailed to a  board.
                 What a looser. I like winners like King Herod. I want to do every thing
                  King Herod does. My legacy will be just like his."
  Reportedly said by trumpelstiltskin.
     Plans are already in process. The trumpublickan party replaced the Easter egg roll with a 3 week festival celebrating trumpelstiltskin. Instead of egg roll, they have troll felching. Fearless leader of course is the troll and the trumpublickians the loyal felchers. In a dress rehearsal. When asked. What does felching taste like? All the trumpublickans said:
                                                             " Taste like Putin."
      Fore the children there is puppy strangling and stomping on baby chicks. For the ladies total objectification. And there will be grape-coolaid for all.

                                               Brought to you by the trumplickan party.
                                                  We put the ' LICK ' in trumpublickan.