ANONYMOUS SENIOR ADMINESTRATION OFFICIAL REVEALED!

                                                     By Vladimir  Putin

     Yes folks, it was me. I wrote that editorial for the New York Times. Being the tippy top administrator in the White House, I had to speak. I don't mind helping your HUGE president become the permanent President and Czar of America. Those nasty old elections just waste too much money.

     So think of the money you save if all elections are permanently suspended. The Republicans are behind me. Donny John is my number one boy. You should have heard him beg during those 2 secret hours. I had not seen anyone that afraid  of me since I did my last interrogation. Back in the old country.

      But I am worried  " MY BOY "  Donny John could start World War III. And that is very bad for business. I do not mind MY BOY is bankrupting America. But radio active caviar taste terrible.  

      Sorry for the bruhaha. I'm just riding herd on MY BOY Donny John. He is the best servant I have ever had. So I will make Donny John Viceroy of America for life.

      MY BOY Donny John can wreck his property, America. But the world belongs to other beneficent people and they don't like radio active caviar either.Were both making the world safe from democracy.

 Do you know what "My Boy Donny John" calls me?        " BIG DADSKY!"