Donny John the KING OF DRAG-taxes
Oh, how I miss the restrained civil discourse of Sam Kinison.
By Tom s. Hunter
Looks like that slobbering orange haired baboon desecrating the White House is getting bored. You'd think carving his name on the oval office desk, would occupy him for at least 4 years. He must have found someone who can read and write. Some kind of aryan looking Nazi-cow. I know she's got to be good with a shiv. Who could it be? Aside from defacing White House property, the Prezz loves pissing all around the building.
The White House staff has laid in a large supply of pet carpet cleaning and deodorizing solution. Cleaning urine off of the bases of the banisters and fireplaces has become a nightly ritual. Staff members have put scotch tape on the lower right hand corner of the backs of all the White House paintings. So when the prezz puts his initials on the back of a painting with an indelible pen, the initials can be quickly removed.
The Prezz only puts his initials on a painting in front of his cabinet. "Try and stop me", he barks. Each night the staff removes the initials. Each day he defiles the White House paintings.
When not defiling the White House, the Prezz loves ordering Drag-taxes on Americans. A Tariff is a tax, in Drag. No matter how good it looks, when you pull up the skirt it is still a tax. The Prezz will go down (not on Putin) as the King of Drag-taxes. Just saying.
By Tom s. Hunter
Looks like that slobbering orange haired baboon desecrating the White House is getting bored. You'd think carving his name on the oval office desk, would occupy him for at least 4 years. He must have found someone who can read and write. Some kind of aryan looking Nazi-cow. I know she's got to be good with a shiv. Who could it be? Aside from defacing White House property, the Prezz loves pissing all around the building.
The White House staff has laid in a large supply of pet carpet cleaning and deodorizing solution. Cleaning urine off of the bases of the banisters and fireplaces has become a nightly ritual. Staff members have put scotch tape on the lower right hand corner of the backs of all the White House paintings. So when the prezz puts his initials on the back of a painting with an indelible pen, the initials can be quickly removed.
The Prezz only puts his initials on a painting in front of his cabinet. "Try and stop me", he barks. Each night the staff removes the initials. Each day he defiles the White House paintings.
When not defiling the White House, the Prezz loves ordering Drag-taxes on Americans. A Tariff is a tax, in Drag. No matter how good it looks, when you pull up the skirt it is still a tax. The Prezz will go down (not on Putin) as the King of Drag-taxes. Just saying.
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