Fundraiser for Trumpelstiltskin Presidential Library Begins "THE TRUMPLEX"
By Bellicose G. Avarice
The Trumplex fund raiser started with comedy night at the BIG T House. ( Formerly the White House. Renamed the BIG T HOUSE, by the loyalists in a secret session. ) Sunday night September 2.2018. The BIG T HOUSE comedy night was held.
For a small donation of $40,000 or more, loyalists to our Great Huge Dear Leader laughed until they cried while watching Viral Dear Leader's 3 personally picked favorite comedies of all time. Inglorious Bastards, Schindler's list, and Sophie's Choice.
Over 3 million dollars were raised during Glorious Leader's Big T House comedy polazah. The crowd was distracted from the movies due to basking in the Fabulous, Fantastic, all women want him, all loyalists want to bear Dear Leaders baby """ MOST BEAUTIFULLY HANSOM GOOD LOOKING BLINDING WHITE LIGT OF HIS WISDOM AND VIRAL GENOUSENESS,""" Dear Leader for ever.
Sight selection for the largest presidential library in the world has started. The sight must be raised and construction must be finished for Dear Leader's FIFTH inauguration. Only old useless sights will be considered.
"The Washington Monument. It can be ground up to make the parking lot cinders. A real plus!"; said Dear Leader.
Loyalists are split between the Jefferson Memorial. ( "Great location!"; said Dear Viral leader ), and the Lincoln Memorial. "Great Parking!"; said our most Inspirational Dear leader,
" I have done more for MY COUNTRY than all of those losers, together. Besides they're dead."
In a secret session late Sunday night loyalists passed condemnations notices for all three sights. "Best use of imminent domain, ever!" said our most Immortal dear Leader.
Plans for Trunplex are already being implemented. The CASINO, HOTEL, GOLF COURSE, and library will be HUGE! Being a PARAGON OF INTELECT, Dear Leader has ordered that the stacks will be given a full 2% of space in the complex.
Retirees have insisted they donate their SSI checks to help pay for the project. Plans for refacing Mount Rushmore to remove the 4 losers and replace them with out Dear leader's face, are still being made. IT WILL BE HUGE!!!
The Trumplex fund raiser started with comedy night at the BIG T House. ( Formerly the White House. Renamed the BIG T HOUSE, by the loyalists in a secret session. ) Sunday night September 2.2018. The BIG T HOUSE comedy night was held.
For a small donation of $40,000 or more, loyalists to our Great Huge Dear Leader laughed until they cried while watching Viral Dear Leader's 3 personally picked favorite comedies of all time. Inglorious Bastards, Schindler's list, and Sophie's Choice.
Over 3 million dollars were raised during Glorious Leader's Big T House comedy polazah. The crowd was distracted from the movies due to basking in the Fabulous, Fantastic, all women want him, all loyalists want to bear Dear Leaders baby """ MOST BEAUTIFULLY HANSOM GOOD LOOKING BLINDING WHITE LIGT OF HIS WISDOM AND VIRAL GENOUSENESS,""" Dear Leader for ever.
Sight selection for the largest presidential library in the world has started. The sight must be raised and construction must be finished for Dear Leader's FIFTH inauguration. Only old useless sights will be considered.
"The Washington Monument. It can be ground up to make the parking lot cinders. A real plus!"; said Dear Leader.
Loyalists are split between the Jefferson Memorial. ( "Great location!"; said Dear Viral leader ), and the Lincoln Memorial. "Great Parking!"; said our most Inspirational Dear leader,
" I have done more for MY COUNTRY than all of those losers, together. Besides they're dead."
In a secret session late Sunday night loyalists passed condemnations notices for all three sights. "Best use of imminent domain, ever!" said our most Immortal dear Leader.
Plans for Trunplex are already being implemented. The CASINO, HOTEL, GOLF COURSE, and library will be HUGE! Being a PARAGON OF INTELECT, Dear Leader has ordered that the stacks will be given a full 2% of space in the complex.
Retirees have insisted they donate their SSI checks to help pay for the project. Plans for refacing Mount Rushmore to remove the 4 losers and replace them with out Dear leader's face, are still being made. IT WILL BE HUGE!!!
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