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Trumpelstiltskin's Expendable Animals.
By Ronny John Trumpelstiltskin
Yes! It is true. The world was blessed with identical twin Trumpelstiltskins! But I'm not the ugly one. I stay in the background. My rug is much more expensive and looks much better than my Bro Donny John's Ray Harryhausen comb over. (It scares children like the crab in Mysterious island.) I'm in charge of Donny John's secret trust. Until Donny John abdicates his throne.
It is a pet shop/ animal stress relief production facility. " Trumpelstiltskin's Expendable Animals." is our company name. Don't beat your kids. (In front of witnesses.) Let Trumpelstiltskin's Expendable Animals fill that empty hole in you, where your soul used to be. Need a dog to kick? Or a cat to tie up with duct tape? Think Trumpelstiltskin.
WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG, WERE NOT DEMOCRATS! And Don't you forget it. Light up a bunny, today! (Torch lighter sold separately.) We can satiate your sadistic desires.
Hungry to gnaw the head off a live rat? We carry al large line of live rats, from field mouse to Norwegian Warf rat. Bro Donny John's favorite.
" When I gnaw the head off a live rat. It has to be Huge!", said Donny John.
Remember it is never wrong, no matter what you do, when you are a conservative.
By Ronny John Trumpelstiltskin
Yes! It is true. The world was blessed with identical twin Trumpelstiltskins! But I'm not the ugly one. I stay in the background. My rug is much more expensive and looks much better than my Bro Donny John's Ray Harryhausen comb over. (It scares children like the crab in Mysterious island.) I'm in charge of Donny John's secret trust. Until Donny John abdicates his throne.
It is a pet shop/ animal stress relief production facility. " Trumpelstiltskin's Expendable Animals." is our company name. Don't beat your kids. (In front of witnesses.) Let Trumpelstiltskin's Expendable Animals fill that empty hole in you, where your soul used to be. Need a dog to kick? Or a cat to tie up with duct tape? Think Trumpelstiltskin.
WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG, WERE NOT DEMOCRATS! And Don't you forget it. Light up a bunny, today! (Torch lighter sold separately.) We can satiate your sadistic desires.
Hungry to gnaw the head off a live rat? We carry al large line of live rats, from field mouse to Norwegian Warf rat. Bro Donny John's favorite.
" When I gnaw the head off a live rat. It has to be Huge!", said Donny John.
Remember it is never wrong, no matter what you do, when you are a conservative.
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