All the Cruise Line Excursions are part of a Democratic Conspiracy.
By Judge H.V.H. Kangaroo
The millions and millions of dollars financing the Democratic & Clinton revenge conspiracy over the last 75 years have taken over and perverted the entire cruise line industry. The cruise ships have all, (without exception,) become paid professional protester troop transports full of liberals. Yes everyone on the ships are paid professional protesters.
Oh, they say they are cruising to Cancun and Cozumel. In reality they are attacking us on two fronts. The north pole (the Arctic) and the south pole ( the Antarctic.) Yes, there really were poles at both ends.
First, they have sawed down the poles so no one knows which end is up. Second, they eat huge quantities of kale and chia seeds so they can communally boof into the air to warm the atmosphere.
You noticed the polar ice caps are melting. That is man made but it is not caused by harmless diesel vehicles and clean coal plants. It is billions and billions of paid professional protesters, all liberals simultaneously farting.
A felonious firestorm of flatulent ferocious feral farters, warming my atmosphere. It is all the liberals, farting in a great fart circle. But they have a far more insidious plan.
You can plainly see when the cruise ships are loading supplies. Thousands and thousands of crates of icepicks are among the kale and chia seeds. Thousands of inflatable boats are also being loaded. What are they for?
I know. The cruise ships (paid professional protester troop transports full of liberals) sail to the poles and drop anchor. Then they wait until dark and break out the rubber boats and icepicks. Dawning fur seal costumes so they can go unnoticed. The liberals slip into the rubber boats with their icepicks and row up to the base of glaciers.
Then like the 5000 fingers of Doctor T. All at the same time the liberals start chipping away at the glaciers and farting. Completely unnoticeable farting fur seals in rubber boats with icepicks. They blend right in. Thus reducing the size of the polar ice caps. And you thought it was global warming.
Don't think obey. This is the god's truth. I should know, I have never told a lie in my life, or my name is not H.V.H. Kangaroo.
Call me Bart.
The millions and millions of dollars financing the Democratic & Clinton revenge conspiracy over the last 75 years have taken over and perverted the entire cruise line industry. The cruise ships have all, (without exception,) become paid professional protester troop transports full of liberals. Yes everyone on the ships are paid professional protesters.
Oh, they say they are cruising to Cancun and Cozumel. In reality they are attacking us on two fronts. The north pole (the Arctic) and the south pole ( the Antarctic.) Yes, there really were poles at both ends.
First, they have sawed down the poles so no one knows which end is up. Second, they eat huge quantities of kale and chia seeds so they can communally boof into the air to warm the atmosphere.
You noticed the polar ice caps are melting. That is man made but it is not caused by harmless diesel vehicles and clean coal plants. It is billions and billions of paid professional protesters, all liberals simultaneously farting.
A felonious firestorm of flatulent ferocious feral farters, warming my atmosphere. It is all the liberals, farting in a great fart circle. But they have a far more insidious plan.
You can plainly see when the cruise ships are loading supplies. Thousands and thousands of crates of icepicks are among the kale and chia seeds. Thousands of inflatable boats are also being loaded. What are they for?
I know. The cruise ships (paid professional protester troop transports full of liberals) sail to the poles and drop anchor. Then they wait until dark and break out the rubber boats and icepicks. Dawning fur seal costumes so they can go unnoticed. The liberals slip into the rubber boats with their icepicks and row up to the base of glaciers.
Then like the 5000 fingers of Doctor T. All at the same time the liberals start chipping away at the glaciers and farting. Completely unnoticeable farting fur seals in rubber boats with icepicks. They blend right in. Thus reducing the size of the polar ice caps. And you thought it was global warming.
Don't think obey. This is the god's truth. I should know, I have never told a lie in my life, or my name is not H.V.H. Kangaroo.
Call me Bart.
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