Jokes for the Joker Trump

By  M. Berlinger  III

 I've been accused of stealing bad jokes. To those accusers I say, "I could kill you a million times."

 Speaking of bad jokes, what's the president up to?...…..I'd say about five foot nine...……..rimshot!.. The lifts on Trumps shoes. I haven't seen lifts that high since the elevator on the Empire State building.....bada-pa-shing!……. If ugly were money? Trump would really be rich....bada-pa-shing!...… 

Trump is the only guy who can make an Armani suit look like a Missouri state prison uniform...… bada-pa-shing!...…. When Trump was born the doctor slapped his mother...kashing!...Trump was such an ugly baby it took six different nurses before they could figure out which end to feed....bada-pa-shing!...  Trump is so dumb...…..How dumb is he?....so dumb he thinks corduroy is a color.....kashing!....He thinks emancipation is something he gets when he eats too much cheese....Ka chow shing!...… He thinks kosher is a pillow on a couch...… bada bing!...

Trump thinks masturbation is graduating up from bachelor-bation…… bada bing!..... That's what he is calling it, now. (Groan...)   He thinks master's degree is a great deodorant....bada boom!.....What is Trump's favorite part about life?...…. The fold out....bada-pa-shing!..... How does Trump tell the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?...By the taste.   bada-pa-shing...…….Trump and Kavanaugh are on a boat. It is sinking, everyone is about to drown. Who gets saved? 
America...….