Secret Evil Plansky
EVIL PLANSKY (Read with heavy Russian accent.)
Eat after reading.
By Vlad Dracul
Hokay nogoodniks, here is secret plan to over throw the Amarikansky democracy. Listen good, I will only write this once.
1. Puppet Trumpsky will make Jared Kushner new Attorney General. The Republicans are cowards, they will go along.
2. Daughter Ivankasky will be made Secretary of State. No one (who counts) will object.
3. Specially trained man-eating Aardvarks (they only eat liberals) will be accidently released in restaurant where judges are eating. Eating remaining liberals.
4. Puppet Trumpsky will appoint new Subservient Court Judges.
Roy (Humpy) Moore, Bill Cosby, after presidential pardon, and that Wiener guy.
5. Puppet Trumpsky will void election where Democrats win.
There is no law that what says Trumpsky can not do dis.
6. All nogoodniks have secret little orphansky Anna Karenina secret decoder rings. So can coordinate evil plan.
7. Trumpsky gets North and South Amerika.
8. Great Russian Patriot and leader Putin gets Europe.
9. China gets Asian sub continent and Middle East.
10. No one gets Afrika. Okonda is to powerful. And they are really mean to invaders.
11. Party like book 1984 by great Russian writer George Orwell. End of secret message.
Eat after reading.
By Vlad Dracul
Hokay nogoodniks, here is secret plan to over throw the Amarikansky democracy. Listen good, I will only write this once.
1. Puppet Trumpsky will make Jared Kushner new Attorney General. The Republicans are cowards, they will go along.
2. Daughter Ivankasky will be made Secretary of State. No one (who counts) will object.
3. Specially trained man-eating Aardvarks (they only eat liberals) will be accidently released in restaurant where judges are eating. Eating remaining liberals.
4. Puppet Trumpsky will appoint new Subservient Court Judges.
Roy (Humpy) Moore, Bill Cosby, after presidential pardon, and that Wiener guy.
5. Puppet Trumpsky will void election where Democrats win.
There is no law that what says Trumpsky can not do dis.
6. All nogoodniks have secret little orphansky Anna Karenina secret decoder rings. So can coordinate evil plan.
7. Trumpsky gets North and South Amerika.
8. Great Russian Patriot and leader Putin gets Europe.
9. China gets Asian sub continent and Middle East.
10. No one gets Afrika. Okonda is to powerful. And they are really mean to invaders.
11. Party like book 1984 by great Russian writer George Orwell. End of secret message.
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