President Taint has caused economic bedlam in Hell.

By  Beelzebub T. Devil 

The complete lack of morality and Vudu economics of President Donny John Taint has caused a major recession in hell. Hell is a service orientated economy. The monoculture of providing guardian demons is crashing. Unemployment is at a two thousand year high.


I'm laying off demons by the thousands. The Taint administration doesn't need any help on the road to Hell. I call it the Taint snowball affect. My budget is hemorrhaging unemployment insurance payments. 

What the Hell am I supposed to do with all these unemployed demons? The IRS isn't hiring. Gang membership is at a five thousand year high. Only the best of the worst demons get hired by Fox news. Give me a break.

President Taint doesn't need any help bringing forth hell on earth. Like Dick Cheney, without the intelligence or the personality. He is the master of malfeasance. A monolith of misanthropy.

When it comes to bad guys, Dick Cheney is Myer Lansky while Donny john Taint is a cheap Al Capone knock off. If he proves smart enough, he might end up working for Cheney when he gets to Hell. Thank You for letting me vent. It is getting harder and harder to stand out in the universe of evil.

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

President trying to cause riots in Kenosha, Wisconsin.

Is the Civil War really over?