President 'Trumph The Tainted' hits a new milestone in funky. (The bad kind.)

By Notlehs Treblig of Oslo

Smell that funk? That is the stench of president Don J. Trumph. He stinks so bad you can smell him up wind. He's like the arch villain from one of those underground comics from the 1960's. The infamous " Butt Howler. "

Hideous evil monster created when a proctology experiment went horribly, horribly wrong. To hear it speak, it sounds like a cross between Hippo farting and yodeling. Scientifically speaking, frodeling. 

During the day it is the most dim-witted President in history. But it has a good brain. (If you consider shit a good substitute for brains.) But when Washington sewers back up in the White House. The Butt Howler heads it's hideous rear. Or rears it's hideous head. It is hard to tell which end is which.

The Butt Howler, scourge of all things clean. Nemesis of altruism. Defender of the misanthropic. The deal breaker. The Barney Madof of financers. Drought and famine put meat on it's bones. 

Now the Butt Howler demands a wall. Or it will shit on the government again. He plays while the people pay.


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