The continuing nightmare adventures of IRON ANUS!!

By Trebor Bmurc 

  In our last episode, IRON ANUS, (secret identity, ill mannered president Donny John Taint) had crippled the US government. He squealed with delight in the misery of over 800,000 people put out of work. This is what his secret identity was able to vomit upon the masses.
But how could he create more misery?
 This looks like a job for IRON ANUS!!!. Quickly, President Taint stuffs his head up his ass, jumps and chants the secret misanthropic  activation phrase,
"F for fiendish. U for unethical. C for creepy, creepy, creepy. K for Klansman.   
FUUUUUUUUUUK !!!!"



Like a lumpy fart from the sphincter of a syphilitic ogre. 
THLAR FLUMP, drip, drip, drip. You republicans hungry, yet? 
IRON ANUS! SCOURGE OF THE POOR.
 DEFENDER OF THE RICH!
NEMESIS TO ALL THINGS LIBERAL, like DEMOCRACY.

I AM IRON ANUS, FEAR ME!
He bellows. With  breath like week old chum left out in the August sun. A creature so repulsive. It has no shadow. Iron Anus eyes the Washington monument in a covetous manner. "I'll stomp you into cinders, for my driveway. I'm IRON ANUS!" 
Tune in next time for episode 728. 

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