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Dicks Mix on Atomic Nix
In Vietnam this week a summit. The dictator of North Korea is to meet the dictator of America. First about the looming threat of creeping democracy and the horrors of a free press.
Up Chuck Goon leader of North Korea, will give advice to his soul-mate, Donny John the First. (King of America.) Top of the list controlling their subjects and something about missiles.
From their last meeting it was reported Up Chuck Goon was heard saying;
" Just between you and me. Dick to dick. Once you have control, never leave office. First, you need to create a crisis, then solve that crisis. Second, you need to create several ongoing crisis and never solve them. With the help of bogus PACs and fakebook accounts it is easy to control stupid, angry, ill-informed people. Keep them angry and afraid and they will fight to drink the cool-aid. "
There was a tiny problem at the end of their last meeting. They accidently put on each other's riser loafers. (The loafers were made in a trump slave-camp factory in Micronesia and they were identical.) They have exactly the same sized tiny feet and teeny tiny hands.
When they walked out for a photo session. Up Chuck Goon was three inches taller than King Donny John. Their personal servants had accidently mixed up their shoes.
Up Chuck Goon reassigned his personal servant to bat-wrangler in his forest service, stationed on the border with China. King Donny John had his personal servant deported back to Central America for being an undocumented worker. Where he was immediately hired by a Mara Laga contractor.
To avoid such an accident in the future. Both agreed that Up Chuck Goon would wear pastel purple box-front loafers and King Donny John would wear bright orange wing-tip loafers.
They look forward to finding a way to keep the people under control. There will be some talk about missiles.
Goiters News Services
Headline from the Daily Duh!
Dicks Mix on Atomic Nix
In Vietnam this week a summit. The dictator of North Korea is to meet the dictator of America. First about the looming threat of creeping democracy and the horrors of a free press.
Up Chuck Goon leader of North Korea, will give advice to his soul-mate, Donny John the First. (King of America.) Top of the list controlling their subjects and something about missiles.
From their last meeting it was reported Up Chuck Goon was heard saying;
" Just between you and me. Dick to dick. Once you have control, never leave office. First, you need to create a crisis, then solve that crisis. Second, you need to create several ongoing crisis and never solve them. With the help of bogus PACs and fakebook accounts it is easy to control stupid, angry, ill-informed people. Keep them angry and afraid and they will fight to drink the cool-aid. "
There was a tiny problem at the end of their last meeting. They accidently put on each other's riser loafers. (The loafers were made in a trump slave-camp factory in Micronesia and they were identical.) They have exactly the same sized tiny feet and teeny tiny hands.
When they walked out for a photo session. Up Chuck Goon was three inches taller than King Donny John. Their personal servants had accidently mixed up their shoes.
Up Chuck Goon reassigned his personal servant to bat-wrangler in his forest service, stationed on the border with China. King Donny John had his personal servant deported back to Central America for being an undocumented worker. Where he was immediately hired by a Mara Laga contractor.
To avoid such an accident in the future. Both agreed that Up Chuck Goon would wear pastel purple box-front loafers and King Donny John would wear bright orange wing-tip loafers.
They look forward to finding a way to keep the people under control. There will be some talk about missiles.
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