From the Imperial Palace desk of Donny John the First. KING OF THE AMERICAS

Celebrating POTUS'S DAY.

As you all give thanks to me on this "POTUS'S DAY", February 18, in my year 2019. What could you all have done with out me? Haven't I done such a great job? IT'S HUGE!!!

Setting this day aside to thank me, is just not enough. I deserve far much far more. You are not adequate to give me my just deserts.

I may forgive you, I may not. I don't have to do anything. I am "Donny John the First" King of the Americas.

If you will just negotiate with me. We can come to the agreement that the sooner you all give up on constitutional rule of law, the better for me.

You liberal-loosers don't count. So why don't you comply? Like my spineless-Bitch-republicans. 

Don't forgeget, I'm bigger than Jebus! What did he ever do for me?
Your Mighty, Brave, Hugelly-Handsom soverign.

King Donny John the First.
HEIL MYSELF!!!!

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