From the Imperial Palace Press Secretary
From I.P.P.S. Sarah Riefenstahl
HEIL POTUS!
I have more alt-proof, crooked Hillary is subverting America. She has found a new way to chip away at our god-king. "King Donny John the First. KING OF AMERICA." Blessings from him to you all.
Atomic-lazer photographs taken by Captain Video of Space Patrol of the Potus's Space Force. Clearly show, in Elaska the norther slope is eroding. It threatens to topple one of our radar stations into the sea. We do have a backup. Sarah Palin has volunteered to watch Russia from her house.
Enlarged infernal-red x-ray photos reveal that what appears to be fur seals in bright yellow inflatable boats armed with spoons, chipping away at the northern slope. When enlarges again, you can clearly see Hillary Clinton, dressed as a fur seal, leading the chorus of people dressed in fur seal costumes, armed with spoons, chipping away at the northern slope.
This is another attempt by Crooked Hilary to frighten us with the total myth of global warming. At her side appears to former vice-president and realityophile, Al Gore, dressed as a very tall penguin, armed with a spoon, chipping away at the northern slope. Mean while down in the United States of Trump. Al Gore is nowhere to be found. Hummm!
We have seen this tactic before and Crooked Hilary will most likely plague "King Donny John the First", for decades to come. Although our Dear leader did alt-fact check this he did not right it.
Those are the alt-facts.
HEIL POTUS! HEIL POTUS!!
HEIL POTUS!
I have more alt-proof, crooked Hillary is subverting America. She has found a new way to chip away at our god-king. "King Donny John the First. KING OF AMERICA." Blessings from him to you all.
Atomic-lazer photographs taken by Captain Video of Space Patrol of the Potus's Space Force. Clearly show, in Elaska the norther slope is eroding. It threatens to topple one of our radar stations into the sea. We do have a backup. Sarah Palin has volunteered to watch Russia from her house.
Enlarged infernal-red x-ray photos reveal that what appears to be fur seals in bright yellow inflatable boats armed with spoons, chipping away at the northern slope. When enlarges again, you can clearly see Hillary Clinton, dressed as a fur seal, leading the chorus of people dressed in fur seal costumes, armed with spoons, chipping away at the northern slope.
This is another attempt by Crooked Hilary to frighten us with the total myth of global warming. At her side appears to former vice-president and realityophile, Al Gore, dressed as a very tall penguin, armed with a spoon, chipping away at the northern slope. Mean while down in the United States of Trump. Al Gore is nowhere to be found. Hummm!
We have seen this tactic before and Crooked Hilary will most likely plague "King Donny John the First", for decades to come. Although our Dear leader did alt-fact check this he did not right it.
Those are the alt-facts.
HEIL POTUS! HEIL POTUS!!
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