GOITERS NEWS SERVICES. SUNDAY LATE SPECIAL PRESS RELEASE.

DEPUTY-FUHRER MIKE HESS 

PERSUES IRANIAN SANCTIONS.

It is allegedly reported Deputy-Fuhrer Mike Hess has stolen a plane and flown to Scotland to convince England and The European Union to support more aggressive sanctions against Iran.

Quoting Imperial Palace Press Secretary Sarah Riefenstahl;

"A war with Iran (or Venezuela or Guatemala or Honduras or Mexico) is needed so the Potus will then declare martial law and eliminate the threat of the Muller investigations. What is more important? World peace or a victory for our Dear leader? All that counts, is the Potus winning, at all costs. No matter how devastating. 

Donny John the First, is our sovereign. We must protect and defend the monarchy from the threat of constitutional rule of law.
I.P.P.S. Riefenstahl 

Deputy-Fuhrer Mike Hess is unavailable for comment. At this time.
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