Potus Freak Show on the road returns to Washington D.C.
By Hofmann Abernathy
Well, the fresh air of Washington will soon be filled with the stench of Trump. It is allegedly reported. The sudden return of the Potus Freak show from Vietnam might have been prompted by the potus humping, uncontrollably, the leg of Up Chuck Goon.
Not even three tranquilizer darts slowed the potus down. After several secret service agents couldn't disengage the potus from Up Chuck Goon's leg. He was tempted away by the promise of a fresh live sewer rat to eat. The potus was put back in his padded limousine, returned to air farce one and left for Washington D.C.
On the way back the potus curled up in a fresh pile of hay and sawdust. While gnawing a chew toy, the potus laughed himself to sleep while watching Schindler's list. His favorite comedy.
Bitch-republicans are standing by in Washington D.C. eagerly waiting, with baited breath, to scoop up the potus's latest pile of shit.
Well, the fresh air of Washington will soon be filled with the stench of Trump. It is allegedly reported. The sudden return of the Potus Freak show from Vietnam might have been prompted by the potus humping, uncontrollably, the leg of Up Chuck Goon.
Not even three tranquilizer darts slowed the potus down. After several secret service agents couldn't disengage the potus from Up Chuck Goon's leg. He was tempted away by the promise of a fresh live sewer rat to eat. The potus was put back in his padded limousine, returned to air farce one and left for Washington D.C.
On the way back the potus curled up in a fresh pile of hay and sawdust. While gnawing a chew toy, the potus laughed himself to sleep while watching Schindler's list. His favorite comedy.
Bitch-republicans are standing by in Washington D.C. eagerly waiting, with baited breath, to scoop up the potus's latest pile of shit.
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