Report from Air Farce one.
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During the flight from the USA to Vietnam. The Potus had to be forcedly removed from his private bedroom on Air-farce one, when it was discovered he had been arguing with himself in a mirror for 6 hours. At first the loud ferocious chihuahua barking was ignored. then the servants realized the Potus has no chihuahua. Assuring the Potus it was only a reflection in a mirror he was led to the play area.
To calm the Potus down. He was given a chew toy and put in the presidential kennel. Where to the recorded sounds of immigrant children crying he was lulled back to sleep.
Upon waking up he did his poopies on astro-turf. It was promptly scooped up by his Bitch-republicans. With flea collar attached, the Potus is ready for his meeting with Up Chuck Goon.
Goiters, get us today.
During the flight from the USA to Vietnam. The Potus had to be forcedly removed from his private bedroom on Air-farce one, when it was discovered he had been arguing with himself in a mirror for 6 hours. At first the loud ferocious chihuahua barking was ignored. then the servants realized the Potus has no chihuahua. Assuring the Potus it was only a reflection in a mirror he was led to the play area.
To calm the Potus down. He was given a chew toy and put in the presidential kennel. Where to the recorded sounds of immigrant children crying he was lulled back to sleep.
Upon waking up he did his poopies on astro-turf. It was promptly scooped up by his Bitch-republicans. With flea collar attached, the Potus is ready for his meeting with Up Chuck Goon.
Goiters, get us today.
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