The Fascist-in Chief has dug another hole under the White House fence and escaped.
From GOITERS New services;
It is allegedly reported the President has escaped from the White House, again. Thus proving fences don't work. You can't dig under a wall. You can't fly over a wall. Fences, no problem. Just ask the POTUS.
There are uncorroborated reports. A short, naked, morbidly obese Caucasian male wearing three inch high riser loafers with orange hair between the ages of 75 and 90 years old. Is running naked around the Jefferson Memorial. Galloping on all fours like a syphilitic warthog and barking like a ferocious chihuahua. The beast is creating a possible public health threat.
Local authorities are warning people to lock up their pets. especially pot belly pigs. The orange troll is suspected to be the serial potbelly-pig-rapist of Washington legend.
The Presidential Padded limousine is being made ready while Animal Control Officers have been dispatched to the area.
Using tazer poles and live feeding rats. Wearing feces-proof full face masks and ponchos, (the creature is know for throwing it's shit all over Washington) Animal Control hopes to quickly to coral the stampeding beast and return it to the White House.
Mean while the Bitch-republicans are dismissing the behavior as. "Oh, that is just him being him. He does it to us all the time. WE LOVE IT! HEIL POTUS!! HEIL POTUS!!! "
It is allegedly reported the President has escaped from the White House, again. Thus proving fences don't work. You can't dig under a wall. You can't fly over a wall. Fences, no problem. Just ask the POTUS.
There are uncorroborated reports. A short, naked, morbidly obese Caucasian male wearing three inch high riser loafers with orange hair between the ages of 75 and 90 years old. Is running naked around the Jefferson Memorial. Galloping on all fours like a syphilitic warthog and barking like a ferocious chihuahua. The beast is creating a possible public health threat.
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