Time for our own nazi-cow Cowie Ann Kellway.
THE ALT-TRUTH ABOUT OUR SOVERIGN.
By Cowie Ann Kellway
Moo Heil! Everybody. Moo Heil.
Our Dear Leader, potus-Christ, King Donny John the First, sovereign monarch of the Americas. The source of all our alt-Reich strength. Defender of the alt-truth. Judge and executioner of all things liberal.
As you all know. Our Dear Leader has declared an national emergency with perfectly understandable reasons. No one has "suffered heroically" through more crisis and emergencies than anyone in history than our living god-king, Donny John the First, King of the Americas. Let me relate to you the true factual reallity of the depth of his suffering.
Prince Donny John suffered his FIRST HORRIBLE EMERGENCY CRISIS when he was only eleven years old. When his personal butler stabbed him up the back side. By refusing to change his diaper and wipe his bottom. That horrible sadist then quit the palace and faded into history.
Only two years later his SECOND HORRIBLE EMERGENCY CRISIS occurred when his personal servant refused to eat bugs on the Princes command. That sadist quit and faded into history.
As a teenager Prince Donny John had to suffer through not going to the most expensive prep school. In the eight grade his THIRD HORRIBALLY EMERGENCY CRISIS occurred. At the Limousine drop-off, every Friday he was robbed of his credit card and they stole his Corinthian leather loafers. Those second graders were so cruel to him. That his father sent him to military school.
There he sufferd through his FOURTH HORRIBAL EMERGENCY CRISIS, when he was forced by monstrously evil teachers to do his homework, HIMSELF! Pulling on his greatness he soldiered through with the help of his two favorite things, a magnifying glass and a jar of vasoline. What a hero!!
He would have gone to Vietnam and won the war single handedly. (His was the best at single handedlyness.) But fate interrupted his heroic crusade to be drafted into the military.
An evil sorcerer at the scholl, put a curse on his feet and sent two evil tooth-fairies to implant bone-spurs on one, or the other, or both feet. (He doesn't remember.) That made him ineligible for the draft.
THAT WAS PRINCE DONNY JOHN'S FIFTH HORRIBAL EMERGENCY CRISIS.
Later on the Court sorcerer-physician magically removed all signs of those bone spurs. But by then it was too late for our Dear Leader to win the Vietnam war. Single handedly!
Now his latest and on going HORRIBLE EMERGENCY CRISIS is liberals and "fact checkers" are calling King Donny John the First. King of the Americas, a liar. That is no more true than MacKavanaugh was the person in that college memoir. A fiction.
You cannot judge someone until you have ridden in their limousine for a mile.
So don't say our god-King "Donny John the First," King of the Americas is a liar. ( OR ELSE! ) Just look at the alt-facts.
HEIL POTUS! HEIL POTUS. swastika goes here.
By Cowie Ann Kellway
Moo Heil! Everybody. Moo Heil.
Our Dear Leader, potus-Christ, King Donny John the First, sovereign monarch of the Americas. The source of all our alt-Reich strength. Defender of the alt-truth. Judge and executioner of all things liberal.
As you all know. Our Dear Leader has declared an national emergency with perfectly understandable reasons. No one has "suffered heroically" through more crisis and emergencies than anyone in history than our living god-king, Donny John the First, King of the Americas. Let me relate to you the true factual reallity of the depth of his suffering.
Prince Donny John suffered his FIRST HORRIBLE EMERGENCY CRISIS when he was only eleven years old. When his personal butler stabbed him up the back side. By refusing to change his diaper and wipe his bottom. That horrible sadist then quit the palace and faded into history.
Only two years later his SECOND HORRIBLE EMERGENCY CRISIS occurred when his personal servant refused to eat bugs on the Princes command. That sadist quit and faded into history.
As a teenager Prince Donny John had to suffer through not going to the most expensive prep school. In the eight grade his THIRD HORRIBALLY EMERGENCY CRISIS occurred. At the Limousine drop-off, every Friday he was robbed of his credit card and they stole his Corinthian leather loafers. Those second graders were so cruel to him. That his father sent him to military school.
There he sufferd through his FOURTH HORRIBAL EMERGENCY CRISIS, when he was forced by monstrously evil teachers to do his homework, HIMSELF! Pulling on his greatness he soldiered through with the help of his two favorite things, a magnifying glass and a jar of vasoline. What a hero!!
He would have gone to Vietnam and won the war single handedly. (His was the best at single handedlyness.) But fate interrupted his heroic crusade to be drafted into the military.
An evil sorcerer at the scholl, put a curse on his feet and sent two evil tooth-fairies to implant bone-spurs on one, or the other, or both feet. (He doesn't remember.) That made him ineligible for the draft.
THAT WAS PRINCE DONNY JOHN'S FIFTH HORRIBAL EMERGENCY CRISIS.
Later on the Court sorcerer-physician magically removed all signs of those bone spurs. But by then it was too late for our Dear Leader to win the Vietnam war. Single handedly!
Now his latest and on going HORRIBLE EMERGENCY CRISIS is liberals and "fact checkers" are calling King Donny John the First. King of the Americas, a liar. That is no more true than MacKavanaugh was the person in that college memoir. A fiction.
You cannot judge someone until you have ridden in their limousine for a mile.
So don't say our god-King "Donny John the First," King of the Americas is a liar. ( OR ELSE! ) Just look at the alt-facts.
HEIL POTUS! HEIL POTUS. swastika goes here.
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