Unflattering news about the Potus

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From the Daily Duh! newspaper headline  

" Dicks Mix on Atomic Nix."

 The dictator of North Korea and dictator of America are meeting to see how they can eliminate the potential catastrophe of looming democracy. Monarchy to monarchy.

Up Chuck Goon had many helpful suggestions for Potus-christ on eliminating the threat of democracy. Both agreed bogus PACs and fakebook accounts are the easiest way to guide stupid fearful people. It was over heard during the last meeting;

" Just between you and me. Dick to Dick. Make the people fear each other, but not as much as your puppet legislature fears you. Create a crisis solve it, create a false threat and never solve it."

 Up Chuck Goon and Potus-christ really like each other. They have some much in common.

An embarrassing moment occurred at the end of the last meeting when their identical riser shoes, (both made in a Trump slave camp somewhere in Micronesia.) Their servants had accidently mixed up their loafers. Suddenly Upchuck Goon was two inches taller than Potus-christ.

The North Korean servant was transferred back to the Forestry Department on the Chinese boarder. While the American servant was deported back to Central America for being an undocumented worker. To prevent such an accident again. Up Chuck Goon will wear purple box-front loafers. While Potus-christ will wear orange wing-tip loafers at this meeting. And there will be a mention about atomic arms.