From butt hole central. The latest CRAP-O-GRAM.

By Me the greatest Potus ever. 

King Donny John the First!!

HEIL MYSELF !!

I am the greatest Potus ever. I am even greater than that Lincoln guy. Oh, I'm sure he is doing ok. But nobody is standing in line to get his autograph.

As the time comes for you to thank me, for building this great country with my own two hands and all by myself, alone.  You cannot realize how much I have done to this country. Haven't I done a very very great job. It's huge!!!

Thru my infinite wisdom. To help fight the invasion of crooked Hillary's invading army of drug-crazed-murderer-molester-terrorist-thief-human-trafficking-illegal-alien-drug smugglers.

I have decided to give TOP SECRET clearance to Up Chuck Goon and my sole mate Vladimir Putin. Trust me. I have never made a decision badly in my whole life. If the decision was bad it was made by someone else, not me. 

Remember I have never told a lie in my hole life. Just stick to the alternative facts. Like Me.

HEIL MYSELF !!!