More stuff about the pornographic president.

Imagine a world where a vile, narcissistic, megalomaniac is president of the USA.  Something like this could be in the daily mail. 

HUBBA HUBBA custom sex toy company.
Havana Cuba.

Dear John Smith, (wink wink).
Soon your order will be shipped to the White House in Washington D.C. This was a first. But our sex-engineers were able to construct the full head pull over rubber heads you ordered. The Mitch McConnel head was no problem, we've done that one before for the heads of the NRA and KKK.

The two face head with your face on the front and the back was quite a challenge. We are very proud. It is our crowning achievement in sexual prosthetics.

It should fit over the head of your favorite sexual partner de jour very comfortably. Now you can F**K yourself. This professionally hand crafted head will allow you minutes of fun doing the front or back door boogie.

The silicon penus should slip right on your Little Johnny. We make them that will stay on a crayon. No matter how small. However in cases of micro phallus, like you, we are including an attachable pudd collar belt.

 Enclosed you will find your thirtieth anniversary customer loyalty $100 off coupon. You are now a member of the senior stud club. Thank you for shopping HUBBA HUBBA.

When you think sex. Think HUBBA HUBBA 
Custom sex toy company.   

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