NORTH KOREAN DISARMAMENT SALE.

Announcing the immediate disarmament of North Korea.

Up Chuck Goon here. I have decided to go forth with disarmament. 
AND   DIS ARMAMENT    MUST GO !!!!!

Attention dictators, despots, kings, and terrorists.

MISSILES!   MISSILES!   MISSILES!
MISSILES!   MISSILES!   MISSILES!
I got so many missiles
How many missiles?
So many, I've run out of space. My warehouses are over flowing. I've got to make room for this years models. So, They have got to go and go now. I got short range ground to air, air to ground, air to air, intermediate range, and long range missiles. And the big boys, ICBMs. Atomic ICBMs.* And all must go at cut throat prices.

EVERYTHING MUST GOOOOOO !!!!!!.
Last years models, blemished, and factory seconds.

All waiting to be launched into your military arsenal. The count down is ticking. At these prices, they are going faster than a condemnation notice to public housing to make way for a stadium parking lot.
And don't forget those matching missile accessories. We got mobile launchers, transport trucks, storage modules and matching uniforms.
MISSILES!    MISSILES!    MISSILES!
Put a missile in your front yard, today!
Contact Up Chuck Goon, owner of North Korea.
Cash in advance only. 
24k gold 100 ounce ingots or larger.
Atomic warhead sold separately.








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