Now a CRAP-O-GRAM from your favorite Nazi cow.
From the ministry of Alt Truthe
By Cowie Ann Kellway
Moo Heil, everybody.
And a happy Hitler, HEIL POTUS!
Well there's no sense in trying to hide it any more. We are Nazis. There is nothing you can do about it. Our Fuhrer Adolph Hit... oops Fuhrer Trump has the bitch republicans in his pocket.
The rubberstamp republicans will never deny Fuhrer Trump (the most magnificent greatest leader in the history of benevolent-tyranny who's blinding white light of racism shines from all his orifices) absolute power. The war against the threat of rampant democracy is going according to plan. Fuhrer Trump will be declaring several more national emergencies. Soon a national emergency will be declared against the free press and their Russian conspirators.
Fuhrer Trump must put a stop to the "fact checkers" reporting everything except the Alt Truthe. So the first amendment must be suspended in order to protect Fuhrer Trump from the truth. He doesn't have to do it, but the House of Representatives insist on rule of law. Just what the liberals want. We don't want rule of law we want, RULE OF TRUMP!
How can white racist oppress the others without rule of Trump? You just need to look at the alt facts. By the virtue of violence fascists like us must rule the rest of you. We promise to oppress all of you others, equally.
Besides, if you really wanted Truth, Justice, and the American way, you never would have elected Donald (Adolph Hitler II) Trump, to Fuhrer. So get goose-stepping or get to the relocation camps.
The rubberstamp republicans will never deny Fuhrer Trump (the most magnificent greatest leader in the history of benevolent-tyranny who's blinding white light of racism shines from all his orifices) absolute power. The war against the threat of rampant democracy is going according to plan. Fuhrer Trump will be declaring several more national emergencies. Soon a national emergency will be declared against the free press and their Russian conspirators.
Fuhrer Trump must put a stop to the "fact checkers" reporting everything except the Alt Truthe. So the first amendment must be suspended in order to protect Fuhrer Trump from the truth. He doesn't have to do it, but the House of Representatives insist on rule of law. Just what the liberals want. We don't want rule of law we want, RULE OF TRUMP!
How can white racist oppress the others without rule of Trump? You just need to look at the alt facts. By the virtue of violence fascists like us must rule the rest of you. We promise to oppress all of you others, equally.
Besides, if you really wanted Truth, Justice, and the American way, you never would have elected Donald (Adolph Hitler II) Trump, to Fuhrer. So get goose-stepping or get to the relocation camps.
HEIL POTUS !
(SWASTICA GOES HERE.)
Comments