And now for something out of this world. (again)

Inter office memo from General Zlaggronk
                                       Commanding Earth Invasion Force Sploodervott 
(Miss Glorbzlik, Please forward to all departments.)
                                           
Invasion  of Earth progress report.

Invasion plans for the planet earth are 30% ahead of schedule. Thanks to the efforts of our biological weapons division, headed by Dr. Trumpenstein. What started out as a biological nightmare has turned out to be a big plus. The attempt to create the perfect misanthrope is successful. Aside from the hideous appearance and the extremely limited intelligence. This creature is fully capable of destroying the human race.

The Trumpenstein monster has been elected President of the United States. Although some humans are aware of the beast. Only the White House Cabinet is on to us.

The blind loyalty of the human republicans is such that they will follow the Trumpenstein monster into thermonuclear war. Thus causing the extinction of the human race. Saving the planet from death by plastic pollution. Clearing the way for immediate colonization, provisionally.

It is estimated it will take only 25,000 years to clean up the planet. Soon after that, commercial development and  colonization can proceed. There will be no humans left to stop us.

However, there is one caveat. The Trumpenstein monster keep digging holes under the White House fence and escaping. Wandering the city eating live rats and throwing feces at the Washington Monument. Some humans are wondering about the sanity of the Trumpenstein monster.

Thank Belezspidle, the human republicans would rather help destroy the entire human race rather than admit to the world their god-leader is crazy. We can be thankful the last human republican born with a spine has passed on. We have to give credit to the remaining human republicans. Without their spinelessness the destruction of the human race could never happen. 
      Proceed with plan 9.
                                                      General Smegwillo Zlaggronk
                                                   Commanding Earth Invasion Force.

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