And now, the new Thief of Badgag. Nothing new, but funny.

By  M. Berlinger  III

  I've been accused of stealing bad jokes. To those accusers I say, "I could kill you a million times."

Speaking of bad jokes, what's the president up to?...…..I'd say about five foot nine...……..rimshot!.. The lifts on Trumps shoes. I haven't seen lifts that high since the elevator on the Empire State building.....bada-pa-shing!……. If ugly were money? Trump would really be rich....bada-pa-shing!...… 

 Trump is the only guy who can make an Armani suit look like a Missouri state prison uniform...… bada-pa-shing!...…. 
When Trump was born the doctor slapped his mother...kashing!...
Trump was such an ugly baby. How ugly is trump? So ugly, it took six different nurses before they could figure out which end to feed....bada-pa-shing!...

Trump is so dumb...…..How dumb is he?....so dumb he thinks corduroy is a color.....kashing!....
He thinks emancipation is something he gets when he eats too much cheese....Ka chow shing!...… 
He thinks kosher is a pillow on a couch...… bada bing!...

 Trump thinks masturbation is graduating up from bachelor-bation…… bada bing!..... That's what he is calling it, now. (Groan...)   
He thinks master's degree is a great deodorant....bada boom!.....What is Trump's favorite part about life?...…. The fold out....bada-pa-shing!..... How does Trump tell the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?...By the taste.   bada-pa-shing...…….
Trump and his Bitch-republicans are on a boat. It is sinking, everyone is about to drown. Who gets saved? 
America...….

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