White House Cancels Easter egg roll

White House Cancels Easter egg roll

By Tom S. Hunter

It is reported Trumpelstiltskin is canceling the Easter egg roll. People are confused.

               " It celebrates a looser. I like winners. The guy got nailed to a  board.
                 What a looser. I like winners like King Herod. I want to do every thing
                  King Herod does. My legacy will be just like his."    allegedly reported to be said by Trump.

Plans are already in process. First, Easter will be renamed Trump-time. The Trumpublickan party is replacing the Easter celebration with a 3 week festival celebrating King Donald J Trump. 

Instead of egg roll, they have troll-fecal-felching. Fearless leader of course is the troll and the Trumpublickans the loyal fecal-felchers. In a dress rehearsal. When asked. What does fecal-felching taste like? All the Trumpublickan said: 

"Tastes like Putin."

Fore the children there is puppy strangling and stomping on baby chicks. For the ladies total objectification. And there will be grape-coolaid for all.

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