We got hacked again. Sorry for the irregular text size. This one is worth repeating.

     Oh, how I miss the restrained behavior of Sam Kinison.

                       By Tom s. Hunter

Looks like that slobbering baboon desecrating the White House is getting bored. You'd think carving his name on the top of the oval office desk would occupy him for his only term ( if we are lucky.) He must have found someone who can read and write. Some kind of  Arian looking Nazi-cow. I know she is good with a shiv. But that is another story.  When not having White House antiques defaced. The pervert-in-chief loves pissing all throughout the building.

The White House staff has laid in a large supply of pet carpet cleaning and deodorizing solutions. Cleaning urine off of  the bases of the banisters and fireplaces has become a nightly ritual. Staff members have put scotch tape on the lower right hand corner of the backs of all the White House paintings. So when the prezz puts his initials on the back of a painting with an indelible pen, the initials can be quickly removed.

The Prezz only puts his initials on a painting in front of his cabinet. "Try and stop me", he barks. Each night the staff removes the initials. Each day he defiles the White House paintings.

"He doesn't remember what he does. He has put his innitials on the Roosevelt painting twenty three times," said a White House staffer. Whom was fired and quickly deported. Due to false documents. 

When not defiling the White House, the Prezz loves ordering Drag-taxes on Americans. A Tariff is a tax, in Drag. No matter how good it looks, when you pull up the skirt it is still a tax. The Prezz will go down (not on Putin in public) in history, as the King of Drag-taxes. 

The perjurer-in-chief says China will pay the tariffs. Ya, and Trump will pay my taxes.  Just saying.