Time for some rancor. And remember folks, republicans never check their facts or spelling.

 CRAP-O-CRAM n.   1. A fictitious announcement. 2. Pontifications from the orifice of the 45th presidency.  3. A bunch of lies. 4. BULL SHIT.   ................................................................................................

OFFICIAL CRAP-O-GRAM;

From the office of the U.S. Department of PSEUDO VOODOO SCIENCE , PSYCHIC PHENOMON, UFOLOGY, ALT MEDECINE, AND ALT REALITY.

Anouncing the new head of the PVSPPUAMAAR. 

Now replacing the United States Department of Health and Human Services.

Alt Doctor, Par A. Noid.

Qualifications. 

1. Unquestionably loyal to Prince John

2. Voted for Prince John "I Am" to be king of the Americas.

3. Certified Alabama Psychic and licensed Ouija Board operator.

4. Professor of Birthology. Graduated cum loudly. Charlie Manson University.

5. Doctorate of Ufology and alien medicine. From the Von Danikin institute.    

6. Practicing misogynist.

Complete acceptance speech by ALTDOCTOR  Par A. Noid   

I am soooooo... blessed, to be in the presence of Our GLORIOUSE, VIRAL, HANDSOME, THIN, INSPIRATIONAL, and STABLE GENEOUSE.

THE MAGNIFICENT OMNIPOTENT SEER AND SOUL PURVAYOR OF THE TRUTH.

THE ONLY GOD OF THE CONSERVATIVES!

ALL MEN WANT TO BE HIM. ALL WOMEN WANT HIM.

THE FABULOUSE DEVINE STABLE GENIOUSE. His MAGESTY, the OMNICIENT, OMNIVOROUS, DONALD JOHN TRUMPH !!! ...

AMEN

Oh! What were we talking about? 

Oh Yes.

 I, Alt Doctor Par A. Noid, now assume command of the 

 PVSPPUAMAAR.

-END-



 


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