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OMG! OMG! Moo Heil !   Everybody!   Moo Heil !   It's me, Cowie  An Kellway     The fake news said our must glorious, fantastic, Dear Leader is cutting the wages of the enemy of the state,"the fed" by 2%. In a totally uncorroboratable report. 119% of all federal employees have asked for a 20% pay cut just to have the honor of working for our most viral Dear Leader.      And don't listen to all those corroborators promoting "the truth".  This accurate honest report is totally uncorroboratable. So don't even try your filthy corroboration. Remember Dear Leader is fighting 25 hours a day 9 days a week to make the world safe. Safe from the ultimate liberal threat of democracy.      As we all know personal franchise is what the dirty liberals used to destroy our Dear Leader's republic. And girls what good is emancipation. It burned a lot of braws and that's it. So don't forget to vote the way your husbands tell you to vote. Y...

     There is a lot to be said about READING THE INSTRUCTIONS. My fault for the unintended comment lock out. No excuse. My fault. Thank You, Constance Dogood Editor and Chief

                                                                      by Hoffman Abernathy      Here is another human caused plague like coral bleaching.  Now it is on land. The bleaching of Florida. Pardon me. To be concise ku klux florida. The  republiKLAN party fave, Ron De Sadist will not let the Americans 'monkey up florida.' What a catch phrase. I can see it soon on the state seal.                                             "  DON'T MONKEY UP FLORIDA."  Right under the state tree. The lynching tree. Now all you white supremacists. S.O.B.s of the south, neo nazis. You know, all the members of the micro phallus club. Gather up the little woman and the kiddies and ...

                                                                                    By Franklin D. Roosevelt Jones.      The animal trumpelstiltskin keeps testing the waters (like Schickelgruber in the 1930's ) to see who is paying attention. More important who is too afraid to do anything to stop ' trumpelstiltskin the animal. '  Tyrants are always cowards. They only come out when they are sure the fear factor is high enough to paralyze civilized people. They can only take over when the hate and avarice levels are high enough to bring out  the racists, sociopaths, sadists, and misanthropes.       Today August 29, 2018  ' trumpelstiltskin The Animal ' Vomited forth more treasonous vitriol. It was talking about the midterm elections...

                                                                           By Uncle Sam      Remember me? I'm the   " I WANT YOU " from the posters. I haven't got much sleep in the last  104 years. Slept pretty good 2008-2016. America what in the ' FILIBUSTER'  is going on? We beat the Huns twice.   Apologizes to civilized Germany. WE COULD NOT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT OUR ALLIES.      How in the ' FRANKING PRIVILEDGE ' did this happen? The president looks like an engorged  Benito Mussolini and acts like that paper hanger Schickelgruber. America, can you trust any body whom disparages the Press, the Judiciary, and the Legislative? And what in the ' JOHN FOSTER DULLES ' is happening in Arizona?      Looks like Martha  McNazi (a...

                                                                 Other stuff in the world. We are incredibly lucky trumpelstiltskin did not start World War III on Monday.                                                          

     Monday, August 27, 2018 our Dear Leader Set a new Guinness world record. Not just 1 but 2 new world records. More then just world records,  Dear Leader set the eternal cosmic record for longest pout in the oval office. Dear Leader also won the super HUGE, deluxe GREAT, best ever LARGEST LOWER LIP. In the history of everything.       The moment was tarnished a bit when Dear Leader's lower lip rolled across the presidential desk  crushing 2 photographers in the avalanche of cellulite.                                   " That's ok. They were liberals." said our most glorious, fantastic leader with a good brain. Not just a good brain it is the greatest brain since the creation of the universe.                                                 ...

                                                                      By Richard Poor      A horrible private industry has been created. The "FOR PROFIT PRIVATE"   detention center industry. Who pays for it? You and me. The treatment of the issue undocumented workers is more expensive than the previous border and INS.       Money that could got to SSI, Medicare, and Medicaid is being diverted to pay private companies to detain undocumented people. The per person cost of the private prison system is around. $160.00 dollars a day.  The cost to the government per person should be in the public domain       As of this post I am unable to find  the official (per person) daily cost to our government. From the internet I have found  that cost c...

     When Senator John McCain arrived in heaven I'll bet he was greeted by Presidents Lincoln, Roosevelt, and Eisenhower. You hardest of roads has come to an end. Rest well John McCain.                                                                                                             Et al.

                                                               By Tom S. Hunter      It is reported trumpelstiltskin is canceling the Easter egg roll. People are confused. trumpelstiltskin;                " It celebrates a looser. I like winners. The guy got nailed to a  board.                  What a looser. I like winners like King Herod. I want to do every thing                   King Herod does. My legacy will be just like his."   Reportedly said by trumpelstiltskin.      Plans are already in process. The trumpublickan party replaced the Easter egg roll with a 3 week festival celebrating trumpelstiltskin. Instead of egg roll, they have troll felching...

                         *** Wow! That's hard to follow.                                                                      In the World                            Boy are we lucky! Trumpelstiltskin didn't start World War III today.                                                                                                                         In Washington USA   ...

                                                                     By Constance Dogood      Donny John you are just not good enough. You are a spoiled child that has never been held responsible for anything you have done. By your own lips nothing is your fault. You are a liar and  a coward. John McCain is a true leader. He takes personal responsibility for his actions. You fall far short of being a leader. You are an irritant. When you called John McCain a looser.Your panders said nothing.      How does it feel to know you have turned the entire republican party away from our Constitution? Away from the real Americans working for a living. Away from the veterans who fought and died for our Constitution. Our laws protect the minority from the majority. How do we protect the ma...

                                                           By  Tom S. Hunter      They wouldn't let me say S**T. With respect to my timid colleagues. Nothing says venereal disease like GONORRHEA. So instead of using some cutesy-poo fairy tale villain name. I call it trump. Like the BLOB, trump absorbs and corrupts everything it envelopes.      I thought there were only trumpublicans left in our government. To my surprise there are two real Republicans left. John McCain and Jeff Sessions. They are free range republicans. True Americans. Unlike the feedlot republicans.      You know, cows in a feedlot waiting for slaughter. They stand in their own S**T while feeding on trump's vitriol. But there is no trough. Yum! Yum! Boys and girls. McCain and Sessions  both put their COUNTRY and...

                                                                                         By Hoffman Abernathy       Like what all good(?) trumpublickands say about MIGHTY IRON ANUS. I just can't leave that nasty butt hole alone. Trumpelstiltskin's war of democracy continues. So here is a little background story that might help explain IT"S behavior. From an ancient video tape trumpelstiltskin was talking about his salad days. ( Ya, it eats salad. Righhhhht.)      Trumpelstiltskin: " When I was a kid I was a trouble maker. So my dad sent me to military school."  Maybe  this is why his father transferred him to military school.  When he was in the 7th grade, every Friday. All the kids would beat him up, take his credit c...

                                                                           In the world today.                           We can all give thanks, trumpelstiltskin has not started World War III.            yet.                                                                          In Washington USA      The congressional cafeteria has cordoned off  most of the tables for  naked live rat gnawing. "Naked live rat munching is Great! Its Huge!"  R Senator I.M. Suckingbottom, from the great stat...

                                               Side effects of the alleged legal writings of the                                                         greatest legal mind North Korea                                                                  has ever produced.                                                                                       ...

                                                                          By Hoffman Abernathy      Well its another hallmark in the Zilchman awards. Where else but Ku Klux Florida could this happen. The  stand your ground law takes another innocent life on July17, 2018.      A member of the " micro phallus gang " killed a man, an African American. The man wasn't even armed with deadly skittles and ice tea. All the man did was walk up to a car illegally parked in a handicapped parking space because there was no handicapped sticker on the car.      For his performance of his civic duty. Pointing out something wrong. His life was taken. The shooter was not detained, questioned, or charged with any crime. Not even a parking ticket! Does this mean if someo...

                                                                In Hollywood      Today the missing dialogue page from 2001 a Space Odyssey was found in a vault.  The first draft of astronaut Dave trying to talk HAL ( the computer ) into letting him back back into the space ship.        close up Dave is floating outside the ship's airlock.                                  Dave;                         " Open the door Hal."                                      Hal;                " I'm sorry, Dave. I cannot do ...

                                                                                   Rapist Priests                                                                              By Constance Dogood      Rape is rape. It murders the personality of its victim. Certain religious groups have knowingly hidden the truth of many horrors from the people. They have done it for decades. The death penalty is  never the answer. Thank goodness it is being recognized by certain religious groups. In the case of emotional murder by rape. What do we do?      Have not al...

                                                       In world news August 20 2018.             Give thanks everyone. Another day Trumplestilskin did not start World War III.                                                                     In Japan.                                         Iron Anus (AKA Trumpelstiltskin) trampled Tokyo.                               "I am appalled."  said Godzilla, "I am not going to clean that up."         ...

                                                          In defense of our Glorious Dear Leader                                                              By Joseph (Tail gunner Joe) Muckworthy      You pinko liberal freaks. How dare you insult the greatest leader in the history of everything. The only way to make the world safe from democracy is the elimination of all things liberal. Donny John Trump is more famous than Jesus, Mohamed, Buda, and Joseph Smith combined. His wisdom is greater than Confucius. Its HUGE!      You first amendment elitist liberals keep attacking Fearless Leader's staff. Their loyalty to the perfect leader is GREAT. You could le...

                                                         By Hoffman Abernathy                             First I would like to thank Constance Dogood for her editorial, very nicely said. But the pigs are back, man. Pigs don't understand nice. This is Hoffman Abernathy. The jack booted goose stepping NASTIES are back. The red menace is here. I just know Trumpelstiltskin is pounding ITS shoe on the cabinet table right now. Doing all IT can to make the world safe from Democracy.      I wonder if Trunpelstiltskin was sent to earth by some malevolent planet. Here to destroy the human race so they can take our planet. Or, maybe IT is just planetary irritable bowel syndrome.      If Trumpelstiltskin was an evil comic book villain IT would be ...

                                                                     In 1865 the Civil War ended. In reality the war was half over. For  the next 143 years there was a COLD CIVIL WAR. With the election of PRESIDENT OBAMA many thought the CIVIL WAR was over. Some knew the war was about 75 % over. The COLD CIVIL WAR continued. The powers of hate and division were beside them selves. The threat of a government of the people, by the people and for the people loomed.      In 2016 the COLD CIVIL WAR rolled back up to 80 %. The fascists and militants squealed with glee.  The people of the United States are on the verge of a HOT CIVIL WAR. WE the PEOPLE of the UNITED STATES must get up and fight. But how?      Doctor King is still and will always be correct in saying violence i...