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AND NOW THE ALT REALITY PRESS SECRETARY SARA RIEFENSTAHL

By Sara Riefenstahl  The President's hate speech has not raised the level of violence any more than harmless cigarettes causing lung cancer. Without hate the President has no platform. His claims about good Nazis has not caused any more acts of violence than harmless alcohol causes addiction.  Give the President a break. Hate is the only tool the President has that can unite stupid people. If you could all just hate as much as the President, you would understand and appreciate him.  Without hate, no one would pay attention to the President. Without hate, no one would believe what the President says. How could Mr. Trump get any thing done, without hate? So America and the fake news, please open your hearts to HATE. We need you to hate so you can support the President's plan to defeat the liberal threat of Democracy.  Hate will set you free from the liberal threat of personal franchise. Hate will answer all your needs. Hate will justify everything you do. ...

"T" Day is comming. Wanrings from the Prezz and his crazy cohorts.

By Hoffman Abernathy. Man, the Red Naz'ties are here! And you thought the Blue Meanies were bad. When it comes to hate and fear and paranoia, this bad trip (the Trump Monarchy) keeps on giving. Failing to start a war with Canada, EY! Clueless Leader Trump is braying like a jackass about the invasion from the south. From the Trump PR man Billy Joyce III (AKA Lord Haw Haw III) He said; " Invasion, on Fortress America. The thousands and thousands of hordes of invaders. Hondurans, Guatemalans, and Martians. You can not prove there are no Martians in the huge invasion force. The Martian threat is just as real as the caravan threat. And what about the Isis commemorative battalion of Bigfoots and Yetties. Their threat is just as real as the Martians. You scoff. You can't prove they don't exist. Soon we will be up to our arm pits in Martians!"  So soon there will be Trump'nam. His war with central America. And when the republicans let him invade Honduras and...

SORRY TEMPORARY PROOBLEMS.

Due to circumstances under the control of butt-holes. We are unable to post at this time.

You've heard of painting with a twist. Now there is painting with a whip.

By Judge H.V.H. Kangaroo  When I was in school boofing with my friends, beer was what I liked. Boofing and beering. Boofing and beering. Beering and boofing.  Then along came painting with a twist. Painting and drinking and boofing. Who could improve on that?  Now that I am a member of the Subservient Court, in Washington. For your approval (or get bent.) I have created the perfect blend of art and  physical assault. Painting with a Whip!  For all you S and M people like me. You can create and dominate. Painting while wearing leather hoods, stiletto heals, nipple clips, what ever you want. And don't forget the whip! Gouache and the lash. Whip it! Whip it good! Teal and tea bagging. Burble. Burble. Burble. Wipe your mouth. Don't worry. It is only bad if you are not a Republican. Ask Humpy Moore. 

DON'T BELIEVE EVERY THING YOU READ!

By Spats Mostel Terkel Every now and again we have to step back and remind people that this little post is only opinions to help you think and simple entertainment. Every thing printed here is a lie. IF THIS IS THE ONLY SOURCE.  Never believe anything that does not come from multiple and independent sources. Always use critical thinking. For a laugh one source is just fine, but never take one source as fact. The danger in media is pundits becoming pontificators. For example; a president is saying 7000 people  coming up from Honduras and Guatemala are going to overwhelm the USA border. That is an emotional not factual statement. Or a president says, building a wall will make the border secure. Remember the Great Wall of China? It was 1500 miles long. It did not keep people out of China.  Opinions are not facts. Not all news is fake or real. One thought is not necessarily a fact. So remember folks, don't take anyone's statements too seriously. 

Plan 9.1 from oval office and Moscow.

By Vlad Dracul Hokay Nogoodniks. Is me again with new evil plan. The new Putin/Trumpsky plan to further secure permanent presidency for  comrade Trumpsky.  1.  To further drive people out and up to USA. Our gangs in Honduras and Guatemala have been given more money for raping, robbing, burning and raping. The extra rape is for comrade Trumpsky, he likes rape. Thank You N.R.A. and R.N.C. Would be much harder without your foreign money. 2. We are providing more money to bribe Mexican border officials to allow caravan to pass through Mexico. 3. Have stuffed USA Subordinate court, in Washington, with pro permanent presidency judges.  4. Trumpsky declares war on Honduras and Guatemala. " You losers invaded us. Now we are going to invade yous guys!" is what Trumpsky will say. 5. Additional reason for false war. per Trumpsky; " The migrants can not prove they are not making weapons of mass destruction. They can not prove they are not going to use those weapons o...

WE'RE BACK!

BACK FROM THE ATTACK OF THE RED MEANIES. By Tom S. Hunter The RED MEANIES hacked us again. I didn't know our little post was such a threat. But lets face it. The highly liberal concept of free speech is the second greatest threat to conservatism. Right behind freedom of choice.  We will continue to post these little opinions. The jack booted goose steppers of the Red Movement may win today. They will loose tomorrow and be reviled by history. Tritler (Trump) has already dropped the hint of eliminating presidential term limits.  "President for life" is the only way to defend Fortress America from the liberal threats of democracy. The only way to make them safe from liberalism is permanent conservatism. No more elections. Democracy allows people who think differently, a voice. The Tristians (People who have replaced Jesus with Trump) can't have any opposing opinions. Each Tritler Party rally is an orgy of hate and fear. Hate all others. Fear the wrath of their n...

THINK ABOUT IT..........The Enhancement.

By Mariam Rumi Computers have enhanced much of modern life. Medical breakthroughs, scientific discoveries. World wide communication. Computers have the power to raise the human race. C omputers also have the effect of enhancing hate and fear. They have divided society. They have too much authority. When printed books became available, people believed them. For anyone to go to so much trouble to publish a book, they must be telling the truth. The computer has replaced the book as the ultimate source of reality. The ultimate authority to prove what one believes is the truth.  When there is no debate, there is no proof. No confirmation from separate independent sources. Mythology and bigotry become fact by default. Computers should be the servant of all. But some are using computers to herd ideologs in a single direction. Shutting out any diversity. Computers have become a tool of division to the detriment of humanity. Some are using computers to control language. Some are usi...

Crazy, despicable, or sly.

By Franklin D R Jones Uncle Tom, Step-And-Fetch-It, Benedict Arnold, or just a publicity starved insecure child. Kanye West's adoration of Mr. Trump is a slap in the face to all people of color. Mr. West could be a very crazy person.  His actions make no sense. Why would he suck up to the poster child of the KKK? Why be seen with a person who considers the NFL owners as Plantation Owners and the players as Slave Chattel. What good is fraternizing with someone who considers people of color as murderers, rapists, drug smuggler-users, and welfare seekers. Is Mr. West a self hating Black? Only he knows. Is any publicity good publicity? Not likely. What is the motivation for such abhorrent behavior?  This is an extreme stretch of logic. What if Mr. West is pulling an Oskar Schindler type tactic. What if he has to suck up to the Nazi leader (Trump) to fool him in order to promote prison reform? Even though it looks terrible. Could there be a good motive behind Mr. West's min...

Secret Evil Plansky

                               EVIL PLANSKY (Read with heavy Russian accent.)                                          Eat after reading. By Vlad Dracul                Hokay nogoodniks, here is secret plan to over throw the Amarikansky democracy. Listen good, I will only write this once.  1. Puppet Trumpsky will make Jared Kushner new Attorney General. The Republicans are cowards, they will go along. 2. Daughter Ivankasky will be made Secretary of State. No one (who counts) will object. 3. Specially trained man-eating Aardvarks (they only eat liberals) will be accidently released in restaurant where judges are eating.  Eating remaining liberals. 4. Puppet Trumpsky will appoint new Subservient Court Judges.  Roy (Humpy) Moore, Bill Cosby...

All the Cruise Line Excursions are part of a Democratic Conspiracy.

By Judge H.V.H. Kangaroo The millions and millions of dollars financing the Democratic & Clinton revenge conspiracy over the last 75 years have taken over and perverted the entire cruise line industry. The cruise ships have all, (without exception,) become paid professional protester troop transports full of liberals. Yes everyone on the ships are paid professional protesters.  Oh, they say they are cruising to Cancun and Cozumel. In reality they are attacking us on two fronts. The north pole (the Arctic) and the south pole ( the Antarctic.) Yes, there really were poles at both ends.  First, they have sawed down the poles so no one knows which end is up. Second, they eat huge quantities of kale and chia seeds so they can communally boof into the air to warm the atmosphere. You noticed the polar ice caps are melting. That is man made but it is not caused by harmless diesel vehicles and clean coal plants. It is bi llions and billions of paid professional protesters, ...

IT IS A VERY SCARY TIME FOR YOUNG MEN IN AMERICA ?

By Quondam Senator Glory Days How does this happen? The President and the Republican party have come out of the closet. They are happy proud misogynists.  For Trump to say, " It is a very scary time for young men in America," (When has it never been a scary time for women?) reveals his stupidity and complete lack of compassion and political decorum. Accusation is worse than assault? What next? Will Trump be banging his shoe on the table while threatening "We will bury you (women.)" Is Trump creating a rapist paradise? Every thing Trump does contradicts what America should be, welcoming, inclusive, and objective. His ilk will never allow equal rights. Trump is creating his monarchy of misogyny.  The Land of Freedom is becoming Fortress America. Soon to be a police state Joe Stalin would be proud to rule. First, oppress all women. Then outlaw religious freedom. The First Amendment has to go preventing fake news. Suspend elections until it is safe to vote, agai...

THINK ABOUT IT... THE OPPRESSED MAJORITY, WOMEN.

By Mariam Rumi It is time to channel the hurt into resolve. To convert the anger and disappointment into political action. Women and the remaining real men of the USA must vote in November. Together we must stop the good old bully boy's club from taking any more control of our bodies and our lives. Women are not chattel. The 14th amendment applies to all sexes and orientations. Government must get back to serving all the people, not ruling them.  The heart and soul of our constitution screams "WHAT WE CAN DO", not what we can't. Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. These are all liberal concepts. Judge Kavanaugh is a controller not a servant of the people. He wants his government to rule not serve. The revolutionary war was fought to throw off the chains of oppression. Our founders demanded liberty (a totally liberal concept.) Now the conservatives have  vehemently condemned all things liberal. In the Land of Liberty, liberalism has become a damnable...

Jokes for the Joker Trump

By  M. Berlinger  III  I've been accused of stealing bad jokes. To those accusers I say, "I could kill you a million times."  Speaking of bad jokes, what's the president up to?...….. I'd say about five foot nine...……..rimshot!.. The lifts on Trumps shoes. I haven't seen lifts that high since the elevator on the Empire State building.....bada-pa-shing!……. If ugly were money? Trump would really be rich....bada-pa-shing!...…  Trump is the only guy who can make an Armani suit look like a Missouri state prison uniform...… bada-pa-shing!...…. When Trump was born the doctor slapped his mother...kashing!...Trump was such an ugly baby it took six different nurses before they could figure out which end to feed....bada-pa-shing!...  Trump is so dumb...…. .How dumb is he?. ...so dumb he thinks corduroy is a color.....kashing!....He thinks emancipation is something he gets when he eats too much cheese....Ka chow shing!...… He thinks kosher is a pillow on a couch.....

The Supreme Kangaroo Court

By Tom S. Hunter  How much bad acid is Washington on? Trump-the-Ripper got his new judge Brett Kavanaugh. For accuracy sake lets call this boorish lout judge Kangaroo. Looks like the Ripper is getting his next puppet on the soon to be supreme Kangaroo court. Trump-the-Ripper has eviscerated dignity from the Legislature and is now corrupting the Judiciary. This greedy pig's PIG will soon have the power to make the supreme Kangaroo court eliminate Presidential term limits.  Now we will see just how low the Legislature goes and how high the Judiciary jumps for their god, almighty "Trump-the-Ripper." What new disgusting stunt will the Ripper stoop to now? The Kangaroo constitutionalists could revoke the 19th amendment. Or maybe making Hitler's birthday a holy holiday. Or maybe give Alaska back to Russia.   Do I smell incense burning on the alter with the slaughtered lamb on it. No that is the stench of  Trumpunism. Remember communism? Instead of Joe Stalin in cha...

Compassion, Respect, and Dignity are Eliminated from the Republican party

By M Roscoe Edwards America used to expect its leaders to be dignified adults. It appears the Republican party is 100% behind  that mentally immature antagonist Mr. Trump. President Reagan, President Bush, and President Obama all brought dignity to the office. Mr. Trump has no dignity. He has no shame. He acts like a spoiled rich child. His tantrums have become acceptable behavior to the Republicans and they follow him like whipped dogs following their master. The new right has come to see compassion and good manners as signs of weakness.  Mr. Trump rules less like a president but more like a little dictator in office for life. Rancor and mockery are his favorite crutches. Mr. Trump is an unsophisticated thug. He does not have the mental capacity or the humanity required for the highest office in the land. His disciples say, "Oh that's just his way." Mr Trump's crude machinations are reminiscent of Hitler.    Mr Trump's mocking of Dr. Ford (a victim of v...

I Pray I'm Wrong.

By Spats Mostel Terkel   It is beginning to look like every one on the right is without sin. The militant conservatives (Republicans) think they are on a mission from God. Any accusation a conservative makes is the will of God. How dare anyone challenge them or their god, Trump. The goal here is three things.  First, absolute power for (the Republican's God) Trump. Second, the restoration of complete marginalization and objectivization of all women. Third, permanent conservative control of everything. The Republicans have become fascists and Trump is their Mussolini, soon to be Caesar, and as soon as possible elevated to replace almighty God. Praise be to the new almighty Trump-god. Trump-god wants Kavanaugh on his Supreme-Kangaroo Court. What's good for Trump-god is good for the right. Kavanaugh knows he is anointed by Trump-god. He knows the FBI is the TBI (Trump Bureau of Investigation.) You could hear the contempt and spite in Kavanaugh's voice. He knows he is in,...